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Blofeld-"James Bond, allow me to introduce myself. I am Ernst Stavro Blofeld. They told me you were assassinated in Hong Kong." Bond-"Yes, this is my second life." Blofeld-"You Only Live Twice, Mr. Bond."

Bond-"Bon Apetite." 32 kb 0:01

Bon Apetite

Tanaka-"It can save your life this cigarette." Bond-"You sound like a commercial." 68 kb 0:03

Cigarette

Bond-"Why do Chinese girls taste different from all other girls?" 69 kb 0:03

Different

Monneypenny-"You're late as usual, even for your own funeral." Bond-"Well we corpses have absolutely no sense of time." 122 kb 0:05

Funeral

Blofeld-"Goodbye, Mr. Bond." 52 kb 0:02

Goodbye

Tanaka-"The one thing my honorable mother taught me long ago was never to get into a car with a strange girl, but you will get into anything with any girl." 216 0:10

Girl

Blofeld-"I shall look forward personally to exterminating you, Mr. Bond." 75 kb 0:03

Look

Bond-"If you're Tanaka, how do you feel about me?" Tanaka-"I...love you." Bond-"I'm glad we got that out of the way." 178 kb 0:08

Love

M-"Miss Monneypenny, give 007 the password we've agreed with Japenese SIS." Moneypenny-"Yes, Sir. (to bond) We've tried to think of something you wouldn't forget. I...love...you. Repeat it please, to make sure you get it." Bond-"Don't worry, I get it. Sayonara." Monneypenny-"James, good luck. (throws a book) Instant Japanese, you may need it." Bond-"You forget I took a first on Oriental languages at Cambridge."

Q-"Look, 007, I've had a long and tiring journey, probably to no purpose, and i'm in no mood for your juvenile quips." 139 kb 0:06

Quips

Tanaka-"In Japan, men always come first, women come second." Bond-"I might just retire here." 123 kb 0:05

Retire

Henderson-"Oh that's er stirred not shaken, that was rihgt, wasn't it?" Bond-"Pefect. Cheers." Henderson-"Cheers." 141 kb 0:06

Stirred

Aki-"I think I will enjoy very much serving under you." 68 kb 0:03

Under

Tanaka-"Welcome to Japan, Mr. Bond." 35 kb 0:01

Welcome

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