Bond-"My name is Bond, James Bond." 0:02 58 kb
Bond-"You're brother's dead. Keep dancing." 0:03 86 kb
Fatima Blush-"How reckless of me, I made you all wet." Bond-"Yes, but my Martini's still dry." 0:04 197 kb
Q-"Good to see you, Mr. Bond. Things have been awfully dull around here, bureaucrats running the whole place. Everything done by the book, can't make a decision unless the computer gives you the go ahead. Now you're on this, I hope we're going to have some gratuitous sex and violence." Bond-"I certainly hope so, too."
Max-"So, do you lose as good as gracefully as you win?" Bond-"I wouldn't know, I never lost." 0:05 116 kb
Blush-"You're quite a man, Mr. James Bond, but I am a superior woman." 0:05 123 kb
M-"Too many free radicals, that's your problem." Bond-"Free radicals, Sir?" M-"Yes, they're toxins that destroy the body and brain. Caused by eating too much red meat and white bread, and too much dry Martinis." Bond-"Then I shall cut out the white bread, Sir."
Bond-"My name is Bond." M-"Oh you're Mr. Bond. I believe I'm having you in half an hour." Bond-"Splendid! Your room or mine?" 0:06 139 kb
Blofeld-"I am the supreme commander of SPECTRE. The SPecial Executive for Counter-Intelligence, Terrorism, Revenge, and Extortion."
Bond-"Do I look like the sort of man who would make trouble?" 0:02 76 kb