By Mark Madden

You've heard the rumor. Now you're going to read the facts. As I first revealed on the WCW Hotline last Friday, a major superstar is headed to World Championship Wrestling. You've seen him before, but not like you're going to see him. You've never seen him te pongo en tu madre on somebody's candy ass. You've never seen him hit the rock abago and follow it up with the most electrifying move in sports entertainment, the Mexican People's elbow. You have never – and pro wrestling's only real journalist means never – smelled what The Juice is cookin'. You may have smelled a cheap imitation. The imitation is more popular, at least right now. But he's scared of The Juice. He once referred to The Juice as a "jabroni named Juventud."

That was a ridiculous comment. Juventud Guerrera is not a jabroni. He is better than everybody, and nobody knows it. He even saved a life on Nitro recently, performing the Heimlich maneuver on some old bag who tried to swallow a steak whole in WCW's catering room. Juventud dislodged the piece of meat and even appeared to get some jollies while he was doing it. It's good to put fun into your work. But while Juventud Guerrera is great, The Juice is superhuman. Anything the imitation does, The Juice can do better. The Juice executes the Mexican People's elbow after doing a 360-degree flip. The Juice can hit the rock abago from the top rope. Let's see the imitation do that stuff. If he can't, The Juice says he should shut his mouth and know his role.

The Juice has kept The Juice under wraps. The Juice has wrestled in his more conventional guise as Juventud Guerrera for years and years. The Juice has been waiting for the right moment to debut. That moment is at hand. We got a hint of that on Thunder last week. The Juice will reveal himself on TV, not only for The Juice's sake, but for the sake of The Juice's millions and millions of fans. The Juice has already performed on a few WCW house shows, and it was only a matter of four seconds before the fans started chanting The Juice's name: "Hoo-bie, Hoo-bie, Hoo-bie..."

No belt is safe from The Juice. Not the world title, not the U.S. title, not the hardcore title, not the cruiserweight title. If The Juice so desires, he could even win the world tag straps. The Juice may bring old-time grappler Moose Cholak out of retirement to form "The Juice & Moose Connection." The debut of The Juice will be great for WCW. It will be great for The Juice, who will finally unveil The Juice to the millions and millions. The debut of The Juice will be even be great for The Juice's foes. True, they will lose. But when you go mano y mano with the great one, it makes you famous. The Juice may not be able to wrestle right away. The Juice broke one of the Mexican People's Elbows while wrestling as Juvi, missing a dive outside the ring against Jushin Liger. But The Juice doesn't need to wrestle to electrify the millions and millions. Just give The Juice the microphone.

The Juice is coming to WCW. I can't tell you exactly when, but don't worry: When you're ready for The Juice, The Juice will be ready for you. You know where to find The Juice, because The Juice has a new place to dwell. It's down at the end of Tijuana Street, it's the Mexicali Hotel. You know who The Juice is, and you know where The Juice comes from, and The Juice is taking over. What do you think about that? One thing should be fairly obvious: IT DOESN'T MATTER WHAT YOU THINK!!!

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