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Friday 11.3.2000 10:44 AM EST - 911
I CHOKE CHICKENS WITH CORN HUSKS! ! !
HI! I just thought I would let everyone know my neighbor the roof top dancing mexican wizzababy just stood in his front yard without moving or speaking for 20 minutes. He was watching my other neighbor the poor middle aged drunken white trash guy mow his lawn and when he finished the stupid mexican went back inside. see folks this is why you dont have sex with your sister.
Friday 11.3.2000 12:31 AM EST - DarkMoon
F E T U S!
Hello, upon arriving home from a very entertaining night, I sat down at my computer to what may possibly be the easiest log ever obtained. He did it all himself because i wasn't there to help! how easy can you get! I MEAN DAMN! anyhow you can check out the sl00tx0rz-dope fiends section to see it! bye
Thursday 11.2.2000 9:40 PM EST - OwL
I KILL MYSELF TO STAY ALIVE!
Hi! I just added some new things to the counter-strike images section, so mou. Bye!
Thursday 11.2.2000 6:39 PM EST - OwL
NEO NAZI SKINHEADS GETTING TAZERED BY SECURITY GUARDS ! ! !
Hi! I just added four new drawings to the groupboard images section! Remember kids, rob your mother and father blind and send me all their cash and credit cards to receive a new Playstation 2 for Christmas! Bye!
Thursday 11.2.2000 5:40 PM EST - 911
HI! I have decided to update shimyx.net today. I added three new screenshots to graal images, one log to sl00tx0rz 0wntastic and 3 logs to sl00tx0rz dope fiends.
bye bye stupid faggots!
Thursday 11.2.2000 2:55 PM EST - OwL
ONCE AGAIN MAN YOUR DICK RAPED THE GOAT DEAD!
Hi! I just added a new quote and word of the day! I also added two new logs (I believe) to the sl00tx0rz dope fiends section, and one new screenshot to the graal images section. I have to go trip with Jesus now! Bye!
Wednesday 11.1.2000 11:04 PM EST - 911
UPDATES ARE HIDING ON MY HD!
HI! I have a bunch of shit to update with but you are all faggots so I'm not going to put it up now.
Wednesday 11.1.2000 7:13 PM EST - DarkMoon
THEY WERE A DREAM TEAM!
hello my fellow peeps. i just added 2 new images to the images - stuff section. check them out because THEY ARE IS AM BE fun! And i was at chick-fil-a today at lunch with my friend lauren, and there was this old man that worked there and he was hitting on her because she has bright red hairz and he was like DATZ PURTYEE and he gave us coupons for free chick-fil-a. OLD PEOPLE ARE COOL!
update: whoever wrote that little addition is a raging homosexual!
überupdate: what can i say, i like guys. -owl
Wednesday 11.1.2000 6:41 PM EST - OwL
WASSUP HOMESLICE JIGGABIGGA IN DA HIZHOUSE ! ! !
Hi! I just added two lovely new logs to the sl00tx0rz dope fiends section! Bye!
Wednesday 11.1.2000 6:05 PM EST - Corson
RICHARD NIXON BACK FROM THE DEAD!
hi, i saw Richard Nixon yesterday and he was running around telling everyone to vote for him in the 2000 election, so you should all vote for him because he is Richard M. Nixon and if you dont vote for him he will kill you...
Wednesday 11.1.2000 2:24 PM EST - OwL
YOU'VE GOT A BITCH ON YOUR HEAD!
Hi! I just added a new quote and word of the day! Go me!
I'm very proud of myself right now. Seeing as how my mom is a stupid ass son of a bitch, and as such she decided to disable all local calls, causing me to have to dial long distance to connect to the Internet, I felt it would be necessary to break a few things. One of the neat things I just did was throw a pair of scissors about 30 feet at the front door, but instead of having them shatter upon impact, they stuck about two inches into the wall above the door! They also made a really "wicked cool" swoosh sound as they flew through the air. Isn't that cool?! Time to go do it again! Bye!
Tuesday 10.31.2000 6:13 PM EST - OwL
FORTY DAYS WON'T BREAK A MAN!
Hi! I just added a new log to the sl00tx0rz dope fiends section, and six new drawings to the groupboard images section. And now onto Chr[i]s' penis:
Chr[i]s: i am talking to this girl about my penisYou heard it here first, folks: Chr[i]s' penis looks like a pimple! PIIZZOUT YO LAFFIN2MI!
Tuesday 10.31.2000 4:42 PM EST - OwL
NEW PROCESSOR BC I SED ! ! !
Hi! I'm going to go try and install this Celeron 400 now, so if I don't post again within the next few hours, I probably broke my computer. Bye bye!
UPDATE: It would appear as though the processor and the heatsink didn't want to come out, so I never even got to install this new processor. I think my board will only support up to 333 MHz (fuck you, CiM) anyway, so it really doesn't matter. Sad panda :((999999999
Tuesday 10.31.2000 2:33 PM EST - OwL
ONE MORE TIME AND YOU'LL BE DEAD!
Hi! I just added a new quote and word of the day! I also added a new "oentsatic" log to the sl00tx0rz dope fiends section! And while on the subject of epileptic retards, here's a fun conversation that CiM and I had yesterday evening:
CiM Shimy: i know my dog has epilepsyJeez man, liek I sure do wizh I haed an epileptak dog, yo! More neat things later! Bye!
Monday 10.30.2000 4:56 PM EST - OwL
PONE IS YOUR FRIEND ! ! !
Hi! I was jexoring earlier, and I came across these lovely videos. Yes, I stole them from some site and uploaded them to mine, and I'm damn proud of it. Click the links, fool:
1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5
More neat things later! Bye!
UPDATE: For some reason, the videos magically disappeared, so it looks like there's no pone for you. Too bad.
UPDATE TO THE UPDATE: Fuitad is a stupid faggot and decided to tell me this about five minutes after I updated:
You have received a message!I should kill his stupid Canadian nigger ass, but I won't.
Monday 10.30.2000 3:20 PM EST - SHOH
JASON IS YOUR MAKER!
hi, you should go here and download some videos of everyones favorite hockey mask wearing serial killer, jason voorhees, killing stupid fuckers. bye!
Monday 10.30.2000 3:06 PM EST - DarkMoon
CHUBBLES IS NOT THE WINNER!
Hello i do not know what i am doing right now but it is ok because. oh yeah, that mail box i ran over is back up and i didn't help the fuckers. i am glad.
Monday 10.30.2000 2:44 PM EST - OwL
I WILL CUT YOU WITH A MEAT HOOK ! ! !
Hi! I just added a new quote and word of the day! I also added one new screenshot to the graal images section. Have fun children! Bye!
Sunday 10.29.2000 11:15 PM EST - XDaKreepX
I AM A HOMOSEXUAL!
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Sunday 10.29.2000 10:52 PM EST - OwL
SCUM OF THE MO!
Check out UduNNo's hot and heavy kiddie porn by clicking this link right now! Time to coom to that shit! Bye!