God made Coke,
God made Pepsi,
God made BSB all so sexy,
God made oceans,
God made lakes,
God made N SYNC,
We all make mistakes
We all know how N Sync just plain STINKS
JC, Justin, Lance, Joey and Chris
Who though that music would come down to this
Five guys from Orlando get famous and more
I don't think I've ever heard *that* one before
You came onto the scene sneaking up from behind
And those teenyboppers thought they had a find
There were only a few who had brains to know better
The enlightened ones knew you were not the trendsetter
For there was another group three years ahead
Who conquered the masses with talent instead
They had the voices and they had the style
And they had the looks to go that last mile
I realize that from time to time I have thought
That one of you almost could pass for hot
But I've come to my senses, I know that its true
God didn't spend quite enough time on you
You don't dance too bad, but you really can't sing
Sorry guys, but your faces? They're lacking something
I try to keep my distance, stay so far apart
But you still very literally tear up my heart
I wish you drop out of this boy band attack
And listen now boys, no I don't want you back
Go far far away and take Hanson and Ninety-eight degrees
While we exhale and keep the Bacsktreet pride alive please!
What a Merry Christmas that would be
read to the tune of "Deck the halls"
"Douse n'sync with gasoline... fa la la la la la la la la
light a match and watch them scream.. fa la la la la la la la la
how they wear such gay apparel.. fa la la fa la la la la la
and they kill us with queer carols.. fa la laa laa la laa la la la!"
Sung to the tune of Britney Spears' "Baby One More Time"
Oh *Nsync *nsync, how was I supposed to think
that you would really stink
oh Nsync Nsync, we were surprised when you got
The TRL one spot
show me how you beat BSB
tell me Nsync cuz I need to know now oh because
Chorus:
Hey *Nsync *Nsync
you really suck (and I)
I must confess you're outta luck (Outta luck)
Whenever I hear you I lose my mind
give me a sign
that *Nsync will shortly die.
Oh *Nsync *nsync, the reason I gag is you
U got me dumbfounded
oh ugly babies, there's nothin that I wouldn't do
if I had a truck you'd be surely grounded
Show me how you beat BSB
tell me Nstink cuz I need to know now oh because
CHORUS
Oh Nstink Nstink, how was I supposed to know
Oh sucky groupies, I shouldn't have let you know
I must confess that your suckiness
is killin me now
don't you know I still believe
that you will be gone
and give me a sign, and I'll hit you one more time!
CHORUS
