| The ground did to mambo last week in western Washington during the government's latest attempt on the life of Microsoft owner Bill Gates. The DSC has been researching the government's involvement in siesmic anomalies and has come to the conclusion that the recent quake near Seattle was a variatible sniper's rifle aimed at the head of billionaire Bill Gates. Mr. Gates is the CEO of a multibillion dollar software corperation and hero the geek, nerds, and webheads around the globe. Mircosoft software is now running everything from Nuclear missle sites, to telephone companies, to toaster ovens and is obviously making the U.S. government nervous enough to try to take him out. Mr. Gates' was about to give a speech to Microsoft employee's just as the earthquake that measured 6.8 on the Richter scale pummled the Pacific Northwest. However, despite "the Man's" desperate attempt to bring him down, Mr. Gates escaped unscathed. |
