Quote of the Week (or whenever I feel like updating it)
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- "All art is at once surface and symbol. Thos who go beneath the surface do so at their peril" - Oscar Wilde
1. "I yam what i yam and that's all that i yam" - Popeye
2. "Heroine is so passe" - Dandy Warhols
3. "I want sex and candy" - Marcy Playground
4. "I like pleasure spiked with pain and music is my aeroplane" - RHCP
5. "I am the greatest" - Muhamid Ali
6. "Life's been good to me so far" - Joe Walsh
7. "I just want to fly" - Sugar Ray
8. "You can tell by the way i use my walk, i'm a ladies man, no time to talk" - BeeGees
9. "They say it's your birthday, it's my birthday too yeah" - Beatles
10. "We need to love and rub-a-dub, we need to dance and be in love" - Lenny Kravitz
11. "He's got to be good lookin cause he's so hard to see" - Beatles
12. "Live everyday as if it was your last because someday it will be" - Johnny Behave
13. "I wanna rock and roll all night and party every day" - Kiss
14. "Live and let day" - Wings
15. "We're too busy singing to let anybody down" - Monkees
16. "Meet me at the coffee chop, we can dance like Iggy Pop, another go in the parking lot I freak the cheek on your hot spot" - RHCP
17. "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we've got a full tank of gas, a half pack of cigarets, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses" - Elwood; "Hit it" - Jake THE BLUES BROS.
18. "I want candy" - ?
19. "Hey, hey we're the monkees" - Monkees
20. "I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you" - Bart THE SIMPSONS
21. "Yabba dabba doo" - Fred THE FLINSTONES
22. "When you smoke or poke the poison, you loose the chance to be tomorrow" - Bosstones
23. "If i had a million dollars, i'd be rich" - BNL
24. "Dude looks like a lady" - Aerosmith
25. "Do you suffer from long term memory loss, i can't remember" - Chumbawamba
26. "Pink, it's like red but not quite" - Aerosmith
27. "I think i lost my smile, i think you lost yours too" - Everlear
28. "Detention can be fun" - Enis Cosby
29. "I want to believe" - Mulder X-FILES
30. "With great power comes great responsibility" - Uncle Ben and Spider-Man
31. "I go to party's, sometimes till 4, it's hard to leave when you can't find the door" - Joe Walsh
32. "Ipsa scienta potestas est" (Knowlede itself is power) - Bacon
33. "...the only thing we have to fear is fear itself" - FDR
34. "Damn the man" - Lucas EMPIRE RECORDS
35. "Who glued these quarters down?" - Warren; "I did" - AJ; "What the hell for man?" - Warren; "I don't feel that i need to explain my art to you warren" - AJ EMPIRE RECORDS
36. "Who knows where thoughts come from, they just appear" - Lucas EMPIRE RECORDS
37. "You gotta fight for your right to party" - Beastie Boys
38. "Sometimes fires don't go out when you're done playing with them" - Coyote Shivers
39. "My cat's breath smells like catfood" - Ralph THE SIMPSONS
40. "I bent my wookie" - Ralph THE SIMPSONS
41. "A taco revolution, I am there" - Taco Bell Dog
42. "What me worry?" - Alfred E. Newman
43. "Why don't you shove them up your ass?" - Warren; "Because it would hurt alot warren" - Lucas EMPIPE RECORDS
44. "My balls are always bouning from the left and to the right" - AC/DC
45. "Damn the man, save the empire" - Mark EMPIRE RECORS
46. "Damn the man, rave on" - EMPIRE RECORDS
47. "Parting is such sweet sorrow" - Juliet ROMEO & JULIET
48. "Noone ever suspects the butterfly" - Bart THE SIMPSONS
49. "One who dosen't care is one who shouldn't be" - AIC
50. "Parents just don't understand" - Fresh Prince
51. "We don't need no education" - Pink Floyd
52. "Who's your daddy, yes i am" - Cherry Poppin Daddies
53. "Tact is just saying stuff that isn't true" - Cordelia BUFFY
54. "I'm not sick, but i'm not well" - Harvey Danger
55. "Paranoia, paranoia everybody's tryin to get me" - Harvey Danger
56. "I'm not paranoid, it's just that everyone's trying to kill me" - a pin
57. "I'm a paranoid schizophrenic and we outnumber you two to one" - a pin
58. "I've been around the world and found that only stupid people are breeding" - Harvey Danger
59. "I don't have low self esteem, i have low esteem for everyone else" - Daria DARIA
60. "Shania Twain, we wouldn't play her, but we'de do her" - WMMS The Buzzard
61. "All the girlies say i'm pretty fly for a white guy" - Offspring
62. "Don't make me over, i'm all i wanna be" - Hole
63. "It's 10 o'clock, do you know where your children are?" - TV; "I told you last night, NO!!!" - Homer THE SIMPSONS
64. "I just want to be naked and famous" - Presidents of the USA
65. "I think it's gonna rain when i die" - AIC
66. "Peaches come from a can, they were put there by a man" - Presidents of the USA
67. "It's green" - Slater DAZED AND CONFUSED
68. "Do i make you horney baby?" - Austin AUSTIN POWERS
69. "She's a man baby" - Austin AUSTIN POWERS
70. "I don't want to be normal like you" - Everclear
71. "What Would Conan Do" - Conan O'Brien
72. "They're all dead, they just don't know it yet" - Eric Draven THE CROW
73. "The world is full of stupid people" - The Refreshments
74. "When in doubt i whip it out" - Ted Nugent
75. "If there's someone you can live without, then do so" - BNL
76. "Imagine there's no heaven, it's easy if you try, no hell below us, above us only sky" - John Lennon
77. "I wish i was a neutron bomb, for once i could go off" - Pearl Jam
78. "Do you remember laughter" - Led Zeppelin
79. "Wow cookies and porn, you're the best mom ever" - Ross FRIENDS
80. "It can't rain all the time" - THE CROW
81. "Why can't we be friends" - War
82. "I don't need a girl don't need a friend cause my friend lonesome's unconditional" - Eve 6
83. "I'm just a jerk but a hero's what I want to be" - Verve Pipe
84. "You don't win friends with salad" - Homer & Bart THE SIMPSONS
85. "Don't f*ck around with my dog" - Sublime
86. "This world is just too full of stupid people who got famous" - Stiff Richards
87. "I'd rather drink a beer than win father of the year" - Homer THE SIMPSONS
88. "What are you gonna put on your resume "dumbass" " - Red THAT 70'S SHOW
89. "Where do bad folks go when they die, they don't go to beaven where the angles fly, they go to a lake of fire and frie" - Meat Puppets
90. "Cleveland Rocks!!!!" - President of the United States of America
91. "If I had my way every fool with Merry Christmas on his lips would be boiled in his own pudding and burried with a sprig of holly through his heart" - Scrooge A CHRISTMAS CAROL
92. "I think I'm dumb, maybe just happy" - Nirvana
93. "We can not know one millionth of one percent of anything" - Thomas Edison
94. "I wished I didn't care but I do" - Reel Big Fish
95. "Is there anybody out there" - Pink Floyd
96. "Exciting, people are dying out there, exciting isn't a word I'd used to describe it," - The President ID4
97. "Hartmann Rules" - Matt Hartmann
98. "Where you goin?" - Cop "To get laid. HAHA!" - Shaft SHAFT (1971)
99. "I am in a world of shit, yes, but I am alive and I am not afraid" - Joker FULL METAL JACKET
100. "My shrink was right, God does hate me" - Jay THE CRITIC
101. "The times they are a changin" - Bob Dylan
102. "Trust me, if i had a feminine side, I wouldn't stop touching it" - Tucker TUCKER
103. "The world has turned and left me here, just where I was before you appeared" - Weezer
104. "But you hate people" - Dante; "Yeah but I love gatherings, isn't it ironic" - Randal CLERKS
105. "You can only give away so much of your heart before you don't have any left for yourself" - Me
106. "This rock and roll scourge could turn out to be more dangerous than comunism" - Mr. Rock & Roll
107. "How am I turning both ways?" - Charlie
108. "Get up, Stand Up, Stand up for your rights" - Bob Marley
109. "I'm a lot like you so please Hello, I'm here, I'm waiting.
I think I'd be good for you and you'd be good for me" - Weezer
110. "You got a choice to leave your place your lonely place behind be true to yourself now and let it go it's better than you think" - Goldfinger
111. "I've worked so hard for what I got and that ain't much, but what I got is mine all mine" - Ape Hangers
112. "This time I turn around/and things have changed/now I don't feel the same" - The Offspring
113. "The fiend in his own shape is less hideous, than when he rages in the breast of man" - The Narrator "Young Goodman Brown" by Nathaniel Hawthorne
114. "It's hard to write without inspiration, It's hard to live without motivation" - Deech
115. "I'm on my feet, I'm on the floor, I'm good to go, All I need to do is hear a song I know, I wanna always feel like part of this was mine" - Jimmy Eat World
116. "The air of ideas is the only air worth breathing" - M. Riviere THE AGE OF INNOCENCE
117. "Why are you so far away from me" - Weezer
118. "I just want to make you proud, I just want to stand out in a crowd" - Bennett
119. "Death, that is one mack daddy you don't want to f#ck with" - The Coroner FINAL DESTINATION
120. "See me, hear me, feel me, touch me" - Tommy TOMMY The Who
121. "I HAVE THE POWER" - He Man (new episodes every friday at 6 on Cartoon Network)
"I'm rockin the suburbs, just like Quiet Riot did" - Ben Folds Five
122. "I know this girl named Denise, she makes me weak in the knees, she drives a lavender Lexus, she lives in Queens but her dad lives in Texas" - Fountains of Wayne
123. "The thing is Bob, it's not that I'm lazy, it's that I just don't care" - Peter Gibbons OFFICE SPACE
124. "But love is blind, and lovers cannot see/The pretty follies that themselves commit,/For if they could, Cupid himself would bluch/To see me thus transformed to a boy" - Jessica THE MERCHANT OF VENICE Shakespeare
125. "The function of the university is not simply to teach bread-winning, or to furnish teachers for the public schools or to be a centre of polite society; it is above all, to be the organ of that fine adjustment between real life and the growing knowledge of civilization" - THE SOULS OF BLACK FOLKS W.E.B. Du Bois
126. "So, what have you been doing with your life?" - Debi
"Professional Killer" - Martin
"Oh...you get dental with that?" - Debi GROSSE POINTE BLANK
127. "Just lying on the floor, playing my guitar, trying to find the chords for just the way you are" - Fountains of Wayne
128. "F*ck you replacement friends" - JD SAVING SILVERMAN
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