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1. What do you call a deer with no eyes?
   No ideer.
2. Why do gorillas have big fingers?
   Because they have large nostrils.
3. Why do cows wear bells?
   Because their horns don't work.
4. Why do hummingbirds hum?
   Because they can't remember the words.
5. Why do birds fly south for the winter?
   Because it's too far to walk.
6. What kind of bees give milk?
   What kind?
   Boobies.
7. What do you call a boomerang that doesn't work?
   A stick.
8. What's brown and sticky?
   A stick.
9. Where do you find a dog with no legs?
   Where?
   Right where you left it.
10. Why did the cookie visit the doctor?
    He felt crummy.
11. What did the hot dog say when he crossed the finish line?
    I'm the wiener!
12. Did you hear about the skunk who went to church?
    He had his own pew!
13. Why couldn't the pony talk?
    He was a little hoarse.
14. What should you do if you're eaten by an elephant?
    Run around and around till you're all pooped out.
15. How do you get down from an elephant?
    You don't, you get down from a goose.

16. Mahatma Gandhi, as you know, walked barefoot most of the time, which produced an impressive set of callouses on his feet. He also ate very little, which made him rather frail and with his odd diet, he suffered from bad breath. This made him what?

    A super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis.

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