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Local high school dropouts cut in half.

Hospitals are sued by 7 foot doctors.

Red tape holding up bridges.

Drunk gets nine months in violin case.

Never withhold herpes infection from loved one.

Iraqi head seeks arms.

Panda mating fails, veterinarian takes over.

British left waffles on Falkland Island.

Eye drops off shelf.

Enraged cow injures farmer with ax.

Plane too close to ground, crash probe indicates.

Miners refuse to work after death.

Study finds sex, pregnancy link.

Stolen paintings found by tree.

Two sisters reunited after 18 years in checkout line.

If strike isn't settled quickly it may last a while.

Cold wave linked to temperatures.

New study for obesity looks for larger test group.

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