Only
In America...
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- Only in America...can a
pizza get to your house faster that an ambulance...
- Only in America...are
there handicap parking places in front of a skating
rink...
- Only in America...do
people order double cheese burgers, a large fry and a
diet coke...
- Only in America...do banks
leave both doors open and then chain the pens to the
counters...
- Only in America...do we
leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and
leave useless things and junk in boxes in the garage...
- Only in America...do we
use answering machines to screen calls and then have call
waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place...
- Only in America...do we
buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of
eight...
- Only in America...are the
least useful professions (professional athletes,) paid so
disproportionally much compared to people with normal
jobs...
- Only in America...do
people buy domestic brand tires, because they want to
"buy American," and install them on their
- imported cars...
- Only in America...the
budgets for advertising non-essential items, like soft
drinks, exceed the economies of many third-world
nations...
- Only in America...do we
use the word politics to describe the process so well.
Poli in latin meaning many and tics meaning blood sucking
creatures...
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