-I absolutely love Kathy Griffin. I was like "Whoa" when Lance kissed her. Did I see some tongue? Hmm, I wonder what Topanga thought...Oh, just read "US" magazine.
-I liked their clothes. Joey's little leopard number was a tad risque`, but overall, cute.
-Justin and the "Can I get a Jay-Z". Boy, what were you thinking? You are not black! Stop trying to be. Let Jay-Z accept his deserved award, and don't make him look bad by thinking you're cool enough to talk like that.
-When Jay-Z's team of whomevers came on stage, Lance looked frightened, "Please don't shoot me, please don't shoot me..."
-Pretty darn cool.