Hi, my name is Danny and this is my very FIRST online journal,.  I live in a hard white house in a small, sometimes stinky town in the American Midwest,.  My town has about 45,000 people in it but I am not one of them because I live just over the line,.  The American Midwest has oodles more people than 45,000 -  I'd guess about a GAZILLION but I'd be wrong 'cause the almanac tells me that the actual figure is 62,460,453 as of July, 1997,.  I think GAZILLION is a lot more fun to say than 62,460,453 as of July, 1997, though - don't you,??  GAZILLION GAZILLION GAZILLION...,!! Thankfully, not all of them live in my hard white house, but I think I would let them if they paid me money and promised to keep their approx. 124,920,906 damm hands off my stuffed animal collection,.  Until they do, looks like it's just me, my purry furry cat, JESTER, and my wife,.
    Yeah, I have a stuffed animal collection, but it's not very big,.  Just Babe, and Dinky the Taco Bell dog that says "lost queeros love Taco Bell" or something, and Snort the Bull (he's my ONLY Beanie Baby - *hint hint*), and a small non-eletrictronic Furby, and a fuzzy wuzzy ladybug with baby ladybuggies inside that I can take out of a small velrco pouch in its belly. I only take them out about once a week or so, and then only when I'm in the mood to sneak them onto the back of my purry furry cat, JESTER, just to see how much wandering around he can do before finding out that he's become a mass transit vehicle for faux insects,.  I've tried the same trick with my wife but it turns out that she'd rather I got a job,.  After almost 17 years of marriage, you'd think she'd give it up,!
    JESTER is an American Shorthair,.  My wife is an only female,.  Both like to sleep on my bed, where they seem to be having some sort of Funny Noises contest I wasn't invited to participate in,.  No idea how old JESTER is 'cause I found him in my window well just 6 months ago and he was HUGE then,.  He's HUGER now,.  My wife's papers say that she was borned in 1959, making her - well, I can't say or she might take away my treats for a day or something,.
    (Hint: I myself was borned just two months earlier than her, and I'm 40,.  In fact, I have now lived 13 full days longer than John Lennon,.  The exact stats: 14,683 days vs. 14,670,.  In just 6 days I will have outlived Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., by a full YEAR,.  Please direct your complaints to the management.,)
    Well, gotta go pee, so see ya,.
    (Ok, I don't REALLY have to pee, but that seems to be a popular saying in the chat rooms and I thought maybe using it would help make me be more popular, too, especially after I've had the nerve to live so long,.  Is it working,???  Well, at least it' was fun to type "pee",....)

    danny

    P.S. - Yes, there really is a comma before each period,.  That was INTENTIONAL,.  Ending anything, even a silly little sentence, is far too important to do without pausing and taking a breath first, don't you think,?

    P.P.S. - If you have any better luck hearing back from the management than I've had, please let me know,.

    P.P.P.S. - pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee pee  *teehee,!*