BLACK - "Meow" proves to be a 4-letter word today.  A scent on the wind reawakens pleasant memories of an old human.  Decide which toy means the most to you and protect it at all costs when afternoon visitors come to call.  Watching a lover lick his foot proves unusually nauseating in the evening.

ORANGE - Be realistic - no one is going to give you a second bowl of cream immediately after the first is gone, so save your begging for when it might actually work.  An under the table transaction proves to be most rewarding.  Friends finally acknowledge your great hunting prowess.  

WHITE - Dirty paws make this a bad day to sneak into forbidden areas.  Brush up on your foreign language skills just to confuse a pesky dachshund.  Your popularity peaks in the afternoon when you purr at just the right time.  An accidental double feeding in the evening makes your week.

CALICO - Broaden your mind today - try ripping up a book as well as a newspaper.  Three's a party while four proves to be a smelly mess.  Avoid aggravating an old war injury by skipping tonight's dust bunny hunt.  

GRAY -  Your momma cat needs to be reminded she can keep her teats to herself now.  Smooth over a misunderstanding by pinning the blame on an innocent bystander.  Grant someone their wish, then make them pay for it well into the night - you'll sleep better if you do.   

OTHER - No use crying over a lost whisker when you should be using all your energies to grow a new one.  An athletic member of the opposite sex leaves you breathless.  Keeping your mouth shut and your eyes open starts giving you a reputation for brilliance.  
 
 

BLACK - Those nagging gut feelings turn out to be little more than a kitten asleep on your tum-tum.  If those nightmares in which God turns out to be a dog return during your afternoon nap, seek counseling.  A long-lost sibling might be spotted in a TV commercial if you don't blink.

ORANGE - Not a good day to stop and smell the roses unless you have bee insurance.  Your weekly Pile O' Kitties club gathering proves more enjoyable than usual now that someone has had a bath.  New friends bring new problems - best to keep your distance even if it makes you seem the snob. 

WHITE - Expressing your true thoughts on a subject leaves others rolling in the aisles - be sure to take names and kick butt later.  Resist the impulse to gamble on your local human's ignorance come the afternoon.  That tasty treat you thought was lost forever turns up stuck to your chin.

CALICO - Try to look before you leap onto a bed today - it just might be occupied by an unknown creature.  Afternoon alone time is best spent polishing your Internet skills.  A sudden drop in temperature makes the kitchen an even better place for you in the evening than usual.  Beware Greeks bearing eyedroppers.    

GRAY - Make someone laugh and they'll excuse those muddy tracks.  Someone you know comes home with mouse breath - don't let him rest until you know the full story.  It's time to help a former lover wake up and smell the stale catnip.  A late night prowl finds you stepping in your own water bowl if you're not careful.

SIAMESE - An unexpected touch sends your blood pressure soaring - consult a lawyer and sue for damages.  Is that egg on the floor?  Better trick a friend into tasting it first before eating it yourself.  Stretching through a doorway makes you the center of attention when you'd rather just be left alone.  Remember: You're not cross-eyed, you're Visually Special!