Mike582240893: wana get some head tonight?
DannyPanic: Not from somebody who can't piece together the phrase “wanna", let alone "want to."
DannyPanic: Now, identify yourself.
Mike582240893: lol
Mike582240893: im not an english professor sorry
DannyPanic: That's a given. If you were, I'm sure they'd have explained the theory of punctuation to you by now. Otherwise, I think I'd have to be very disappointed in American schooling.
DannyPanic: Here's your follow-up attempt: identify yourself.
Mike582240893: its only on here and im friggen tired.
Mike582240893: agent 224
DannyPanic: So I should be upset with the CIA instead?
Mike582240893: im lost
DannyPanic: You've never been more correct in your life.
DannyPanic: You're on strike two, by the way. Here comes the delivery, so swing for the fences, Skippy: who are you?
Mike582240893: gee im just gonna tell you my name on here and i dont even know you?
DannyPanic: Called strike three. Take a seat.