This is a fun e-mail I received at my secondary and hardly used e-mail address at America Online. Obviously, its sender has mistaken me for someone else. It appears below in its full original form.

Subj: Hi
Date: 3/22/00 6:45:23 PM Eastern Standard Time
From: Jawhardway
To: MANATEE155
CC: I AM A MESS

Melissa,
You have the distinct privilege of being the first person to ever recieve an email from our new computer. How are you? Mimi said that you barfed on two kids at school. And they are going to kick your butt as soon as you get back. Do you need help with your homework? Now we can communicate by email. The only email I have received has been from myself from work. Send me a message. Is your Mom barfing too?
Waiting to hear from you.
Love
Jack(aka Pop Pop Jack)