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"Quotes of Zillahsees"

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ZillahSees web page: ya gotta go visit her page, it is something else, more commentary on what she likes, loves, & dis-likes. It's layout is rad as shit. It has moxy!

Sven is one "suave" ass name!

They are never going to name that cat. It will be a fuckin' year before they decide. Tishy is calling it bunny.
Of course, he says that you took his, and i told him "you said you didnt want one! so dont bitch about it!"
My friend Jerry Cornball that lives in Strongsville and is 20, his friend got to meet Genesis and shit like a couple months ago.
I am here and I am black
He got fucked up on all the drugs. He wanted me to go to the cemetery in town and look at all the graves until I found an enevelope with his pikture in it.
I just call him Jerry Cornball...I think he likes to be called Cornelious.
I have fluid in my lungs and it sucks. I have to shit a brick but I can't go cos the dog will wake up and my mom will kill me.
Well, I DID have to fuckin' dump a load, but now I can't.
I like to shit. It makes me feel like I accomplished something. Something that is all my own.
Well I guess you will never know cos you won't kiss him.
After I shit, I like to sit down for a REAL long time so my ass can recover. Oh yeah, I finally shit with Andy in the house. I did it twice actaully. I hate shitting, thinking that he is in the other room. My ass gets all mad at me and its like "NO! Fuck you! I'm not going to go!"
I take my shits in like under 3 minutes. Unless Andy is there. Then it takes 5...
I just thought he cut his elvis hair and I didn't notice him...
The excitment of a bald head!
I'm such a jew baby. I should throw myself off a cliff and do the world a favor.
I'm so sick of this chick she makes me want to puke up my intestines. She always has a problem. "OHHHHH MY DAD MOLESTED ME!" ohhh shut the fuck up already! I heard yer story 8 damn times and it was never the same. Then she has phone sex with a guy and the next day she realizes all he wants from her is sex. WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU EXPECT?!? You had FONE SEX with him! You spent an hour breathing like a frickin dog into the phone to get him off and then you realize that he only wants you for sex? Stupid bitch!
Is cybersex fun?? How much fun can it be?? Its like WORDS??
There is this paw coming up from between my legs to claw at my fingers! ah!!!! it's Mo (Zillah's 3 legged cat)
You told me most but not all. Like, I didnt know you poked around the pigeon hole...
I think her and Coleen have a love-groove-type thing going on!
I understand, if yer sister came down that would be emotionally damaging.
Just like i look like a mogwai? I can't spell that... but I look like that cos Andy is a machine and he sucks at my face until I feel like a frickin' straw and my hair gets all messy and I get all red.
I don't know. He wont let me. Cos I don't want to. But what chick besides a lusty busty latino with nothing to do would want to ? I mean I am going to do it because it is his right and privalige but how can I when he wont let me? If I don't I will feel horrible. Like I am disrespecting the whang!(a talk about fellatio)
sometimes peoples breath smells like kitty litter
One time my friend Beth, her brother Nate's peeenis turned black and he had to go to the doctors. It made me want to throw up the peach I ate. But it was a good peach so I just said to Beths mom, "Jeez I hope his member doesn't fall off in his sleep." and that was it.
I made the mistake of saying to him "wow you "woohoo" like the guy at ozzfest" when i took my shirt off at his house. After that, he didnt want no lovin' cos he got mad at me.
I like him. He makes my teeth sweat. I like to say that.
Man fuck this!
What bugs me is that I didnt even start this one. At least it could have been over something I did that was really dickish.
He has a really nice tounge. Is that how you spell that? Did you know that people actually eat tounge?
Nobody has EVER been that mean to me. It was sickening.
I wonder how she can live with herself after being such a whore.
You should put some chinese balm on them. (We were talking about enlarged testicles)
This girl keeps imming me and asking me if she should write a letter on nice paper so that the guy she likes will think its sweet? Like he cares! It's fuckin' paper, hello! Would it make a difference if she wrote it on toilet paper?!?! Well I like the toilet paper that has words on it...
I am going to be a smelly hoe bag and bitch until yer computer gets sick of my smelly ho bagness and starts to work!
But you aren't supposed to use that coloured toilet paper and you aren't supposed to go until the shit is sliding out of your ass...sliding...the dye gets in your ass and your ass is like "Get the hell out of here."
My mom buys this brand that chafes me something awful but I am used to it... like when I pissed @ borders, the paper was too soft, and I was like "Aww shit now I'll get the chunkies!"
No sometimes I do not think. I was still thinking about the chunkies. Man, Andy got his balls in an upright about that old guy and the titty escapade...
POSH2011: DO U KNOW IF GUYS LIKE GIRL WITH SINGING VOICES? Why the fuck would I know that? Why would I care? I sing like a MAN so it doesn't matter
Uh oh. Did I say something bad? I feel naughty...
That makes sense. Cos I mean today just sucked. There was no action. Was there love? Hell no! There was NONE. I coulda pounced him and it would not have made an ounce of difference!
We watched the Lost Boys and he made me bacon and eggs (hell ya! Eggs! I always loved those incredible edible egg commercials- they made me feel like I could really eat eggs and not want to vomit)
I told him I need to see him for ten minutes, we get up there...he sees the lil' marble niblets and goes "WOOHOO" and so I said... "wow like that guy at Ozzfest." and then it was all downhill from there...
I forgot to look at her shoulder titties
She had on red lipstick and eye gunk and her lil' bike humpin' friend came over and I dunno... she was wearing army camoflauge.
Well then I think it was the militant tree dwarf cos she has that bike that is always parked outside.
My dad just yelled at me and I pulled the old "mom said I could" out of my ass and he had nothing to say.
Why dosen't he just go sit, and rock on the toliet or something?
I dunno? The water prolly splashed his ass one too many times. I had to clean his sick assed toliet yesterday. That damn thing accquires more shit-related stains in one week than I have EVER seen in my life...which reminds me...I politley asked Andy about the vegetation in his toilet bowl and he was in all and out denial.
Ya its damn sick, and he doesn't even lift the lid either. So its even worse to clean. I wonder why Andy was in denial. I only wanted to get to know the wonders of the toilet bowl vegetation better.
I had no right to get bicthy with you it wasnt your fault and I apologize for it...I felt really bad, like bad Beth was coming back... or some shit like that
I had to hug him and his back was all sweaty and shit and it made me want to burn my arms off
Ben Stillers dick got stuck in his zipper. It was funny as hell cos he was dressed up like a 70s reject with a mouth full of metal and he looked like Pat.
If sarah got porked by a small mexican child- I would put on a wife beater and try my best to pounce the dirtiest, ugliest black man that I could find in the downtown cleveland area. (at this point I say "Oh Jesus!", Beth replies with) Well come on. We are competitive, and if she said to me- "Hey I got the shits and had sex with a 7 year old." then I would be like- "Hey i had sex with a dirty ugly black man and got VD."
Oh-I lost you? Shit, that's not good.
She dated a neanderthal and liked it! Actually I think that might be what she looks for in males...Primative behavior, large teeth for tearing animals to bits, huge foreheads, minimal intelligence, & grunting...
Damn illegal operations?! What the fuck is so illegal about instant messages?
KarBear467: "and it would be?" ZillahSees: "Well considering that I do not know you and you could be a homocidial maniac with a cute screen name like karbear467 who might just want to kill me- i am going to say 7"...I hate people
I laughed like hell when his dad called him a dickhead...
Yeah I told this bitch my name is Harold and she bought it...
Is she a total frickin' MORON? What gurl is named HAROLD??
KarBear467: I have to go now, bye ZillahSees: Thank the lord... KarBear467: Fuck you
Thats right- I feel VIOLATED! It's a sick thing when a person can not even talk on the internet with out being practically MOLESTED by teens! You are the kind of person I can see molesting thier friends in thier sleep. You make me violently ill (Beth being horribily sarcastic to a stupid on-line fuck)
I am in a chat room trying to make a fat gurl love me.
Yep and it sucks "Ronnie Whang".
Yer guitar wants to kill Tishy? Why the hell is that?
I hate these people that think I am a psychic just cos of PTV (Psychic TV, for all you neophyte, ninny shits out there) in my profile
I only wish I had some sort of cap over my asshole to prevent things like these
I was confuzed as to who was fucking whom...
Woah! She sounds like she should be on Happy Days!
Mudafucka! I cant get my Tripod page to werk!
Turns out that my cousin is a homosexual-drug-addict!
Pure sounds like a pain in my ass!
Although I think I would get mad, and then my face would smush up like a gremlin and I would get all like I was going to shit and then I would beat something
Why am I typing with my eyes closed right now?
Do your parents applaud you after you have taken a shit?
I think I am going to explode right now. Fuck the prom. I want to combuste right now, in the privacy of my own home!
I got a tower, its a big motha. Its like real big. Its like from my foot to my knee. (at this point I say "WaxPumpkin (1:04:39 AM): thats pretty big" and she say) ya its big, and I want to make sweet love to it (I wonder what Andy has to say about this???). I have grown to love it (her cpu) in a way that is not normal, and our monitor is big like a black man
Andy wont go with me cos he sucks whang!
I can find a web address that might help you with this problem...
I happen to have all of my appendages, so I am really just a normal human, and not a "freak"
did i say that i worshipped satan? i dont even BELIEVE in satan you jelly-headed ignorant fool. go fuck your pillow or something.
You are such a MORON! you have the intelligence of a GARDEN SLUG! Do you know what a garden slug is? Its a wonder you can even read!
your feeble attempts at intimidation are not working
Are you blind as a piece of shit?
Actually my dad does not suck hog HE EATS it.
my mom hates you. and she will never take you anywhere again. and you should delete the tape of what she said. shes really pissed and she hopes that she never has to see you again. Its really sad when you get entertainment value out of a really upset mother who was just worried about us and got stressed out. shes been nicer to you than your parents to me and it depresses me that you would tape that. she just knows what its like to be poor and get beat up, something that you do not know about.
actually you dolt...
Are we not embarking on the 21st century? you dont even own your dick any longer.
albinos have no pigment or eye color so their eyes appear red and thier hair white. do i have white hair? no. do i have discolored eyes? no. am i better looking than the trash that you beat off of over? I guarantee you i would put your leather skinned bitches to shame, and they know it, which makes me happy.
ZillahSees (11:53:20 PM): what a weird screen name (my friends SN is WhiteDocs....i dunno see whats so weird about it, but im not as deep as beth is, so who knows). it makes me think of ozzy riding a really pale man's...wait i dont want to talk about it.
WaxPumpkin (11:53:53 PM): thats horribile beth, but I really wanna hear about it! ozzy ridin a pale man!
ZillahSees (11:54:59 PM): it just makes me think of that sond about mr crowley, and he talks about riding his white horse (its symbolic of course) and umm so i think of aliester crowley lying on the ground and i think of ozzy bouncing with a dick in his ass, and hes all like- ya i have a dick in my ass- woohoo