"They call me Spooky, Spooky Mulder..."
"You can deny all the things I've seen..." Mulder's whole speach from the end of Fallen Angel
"Later Dude!" A great shutdown noise I thought...
"Mulder sings the theme from Shaft"
"Hey grandma top gun, will you shut the hell up?!"
"Thats Mr. Mulder to you, you peanut pickin' bastard!"
"I'm composing a sonnet, what does it look like I'm doing, I'm stopping for a light!!"
"Try any of that tailhook crap on me Scully I'll kick your ass!"
"Greetings from planet Earth."
"Scully, what are you wearing?"
"Have you ever had the suspicion you've been abducted by aliens?"
"Hi, my name is Fox Mulder, we used to sit next to each other at the F.B.I."
"Somebody's accessing my computer..." A great startup noise I thought...
"Meanwhile, I've quit the F.B.I. and become a spokesperson for the abroller."
"I suggest you get your Nazi paws off me, before you get one in the kisser!"
"Baby me, and you'll be peeing through a catheter!"
"I'd kiss you if you weren't so damn ugly."
"If I heard Silent Night one more time, I was gonna start taking hostages!"
"Some fungal contamenents have been known to cause dillusions, demensia, even, even, violent f**king behavior!!" A clip from the first season bloopers reel.
"He said they just found your bleepin' UFO."
"Don't think!!" "Just pick up that phone, and make it happen!!"
Scully sings "Joy to the World"
Scully: "Do you are have you ever smoked marajuana?" Guy: "Nope, no siree."
Frohike: "What kind of drugs is he on?" Langly: "I want some."
The Lone Gunmen's aurguement in jail from Unusual Suspects
"The name's Frohike you punkass!!"
"Ooooo, a walk on the wild side."
Mulder: "Scully?" Scully: "Yeah?" Mulder: "Run!!"
Scully: "What exactly am I looking for?" Mulder: "I don't know."
Mulder: "Scully?" Scully: "Yes?" Mulder: "I love you." Scully: "Oh broher."
Mulder and Scully exchange Christmas gifts...
Mulder's crazy 365 days speech from How the Ghosts Stole Christmas...