Please Note: The following might be offensive to some readers.

1. Minivans have the ugliest shape of anything in the history of time. (Especailly the Pontiac Trans Sport)
2. The people who drive them:
       a. Soccer moms - yuck
       b. Brainless feminists - grow up
       c. "Stay at home" moms - get a damn job (j/k)
       d. People who can stomach Regis Philbin - barf
       e. People who can stomach Barbra Walters - puke
       f. Corporate wives - slackers
       g. People who drive 5 MPH in a 15 MPH school zone - retards
       h. Grossly obese people - disgusting
       i. Slighty obese people - still quite disgusting
       j. Idiotic elementry school teachers - brainless (j/k)
       k. People who didn't earn their wealth - bastards
       l. City officals - lazy bastards
       m. Husbands who can't make their own minds - whipped
       n. People who watch "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" - speechless
3. All car commericals are annoying, yet minivan advertisments define skin crawling irritation.
4. They aren't safe, I hate it when they say they have a "Five Star" safety rating. Hmmm, so that's why little children's back seats are violently ejected out of the back in accenidents.
5. God awful names:
       a. Windstar
       b. Caravan
       c. Venture
       d. MPV
       e. Town & Country
       f. Trans Sport
6. Their selfish over-sized frame blinds drivers in normal-sized cars directly behind them. I personally hate to be behind those pieces of crap, you can't even see what's ahead of you on the road. They're an eye sore, too.
7. Minivans cause many accidents because of their retarted, careless operators. Can you drive safetly while yapping on a cell phone, feeding your baby, and yelling at your bratty kids? The answer is no.
8. I find it quite funny when minivan drivers try to pass you or simply just go fast on the highway. It makes me laugh to see those pieces of junk try to pick up speed. Especailly when you glance over to see the kind of person who's driving - hilarious!
9. When's the last time you remember hearing a decent system in a minivan? Oh...you can't. Minivans are breeding grounds of weak stereos.
10. TVs, DVDs ... give me a break. Get that crap out of vehicles!
11. Sliding doors are sooooo stupid.
12. Just the name "minivan" is gay.
13. Horrible gas mileage. With gas prices today being over $1.50/gallon. Seven miles on the gallon isn't looking so hot. Waste of money.
14. They remind me of "Who Wants to Be a Millionaire" way too much. Don't ask why.

     

    Now you have heard my ranting, you may e-mail anytime to tell me how right I am on this subject. Or maybe you have a Minivans Suck page, too. All comments are welcome. You know I'm not the only one that feels this way. Here are some other web sites you might want to check out:
    Guns don't kill people, Minivans do!
    People Against Minivans
    Minivans
    I hate Minivans site
    

     

    Everyone hates something in this world of ours. I hate minivans. I am stepping off my cyber soap box now, thanks for putting up with it.

    And for the last time ... Minivans are the devil!