Christopher Columbus, a man of brilliant knowledge, and philosophy. What was he thinking when he stepped on that divine vessel on that brisk Wednesday Morning?
A. I'm going to find a quicker route to the orient, and become a rich man.
B. Man, I can't grow a damn thing here in Europe, I'll just hop into my boat and sail to an undiscovered continent, and start silk tree farming!
C. I think the world is round, and therefore there is a direct route to the Orient, thus proving wrong those whom presume the world is flat.
D. My brother Bart Columbus and I are going to the New World to watch some Woodridge Bulldog "Awesome Football," screw the Orient!