Q: Is this a ship of the Valkyries, or have you human women finally done away with your men altogether?
Q: Facial art...oooh...how very wilderness of you.
Q2: And you can't take me by force. I'll stalemate you for eternity if I have to!
Janeway: The hell you will! The vaunted Q Continuum! Self-anointed guardians of the universe! How dare you come aboard this ship and endanger this crew with you personal tug of war!
Q: Did anyone ever tell you you're angry when you're beautiful?
Q: My, my, now I guess we get to find out whether the pants really fit.
Tuvok: Have the Q always had an absence of manners? Or is it the result of some natural evolutionary process that comes with omnipotence?
Q: I call myself to the stand.
Q: Ta-dah!!
Both Q's: Oh...Vulcans.
Q: With Q there would have been no William T. Riker and I would have lost at least a dozen opportunities to insult him over the years.
Janeway: Based on my research, you have been many things... a rude, interfering, inconsiderate sadistic..
Q: You've made your point.
Janeway: Pest. An oh, yes...you introduced us to the Borg, thank you very much. But one thing you have never been is a liar.
Q: I think you've uncovered my one redeeming virtue. Am I blushing?
Quinn: I've was even the scarecrow for awhile.
Janeway: Why?
Quinn: Because I hadn't done it.
Q: Oh, we've all done the scarecrow. Big deal.
Q: I'm a born-again Q.
Q: May I see you in your chambers, Captain?
Janeway: You've been in my chambers enough for one visit, sir.
Q: Trouble sleeping, Captain?
Janeway: [cold glare] Get out
Q: Well, isn't this just fine! Humans aren't supposed to be in this quadrant for 100 years!
Torres: This ship will not survive the formation of the cosmos!
Janeway: Where are we now?
Paris: We seem to be tethered to some sort of... plant
Q: I guess that’s what we get for having a woman in the Captain’s seat.