Ashley: "I object to this wedding!"
Priest: "Get in line."
Joe Jr.: "O.K., Lucy, it's either me or him!"
Lucy: "Him."
Joe Jr.: "You don't have to answer right away."
Elsie: "I don't drink anymore... I don't drink any less, either!"
Lucy: "Doesn't anybody use a phone anymore?"
Joe Jr.: "I do."
Lucy: "I'm not talking about 900 numbers."
Joe Jr.: "Who told?!!"
Jack: "You suck!"
Peter: "I suck, or the outfit sucks?"
Jack: "It's a toss-up."
Lucy: "And who are you, Jack, the happiness guru?"
Peter: "Remember the squirels I saved as a kid? First I knocked them out of their nest with a rock, then I saved them."
Elsie: "Look at the bright side. He has more room in his jockey shorts."
Lucy: "The truth was that I fell in love with you. Yes, all of you. I went from being all alone to being a fiancee, a daughter, a grandaughter, a sister, and a friend. I may have saved your life that day, but you really saved mine. You let me be a part of your family. I haven't had that in a really long time."
Lucy: "You don't have to walk me home."
Jack: "You block the wind."
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