Laney: "What is this, some sort of dork outreach program?"
Dean: "She's an institution. Every girl wants to be her and every guy wants to nail her"
Preston: "Basically you, with tits"
Laney: "Screw the dolphins."
Jesse: "Tried that last year. Banned from SeaWorld for life."
Zach: "What was that?"
Laney: "I was busy."
Zach: "Yeah, busy wiggin'."
Laney: "I did not wig."
Zach: "Oh, there was major wiggage."
Mac: "When was the last time you tweezed?"
Laney: "What?"
Mac: "I mean your eyebrows."
Laney: "Never, why?"
Mac: "Ever watch Sesame Street?"
Laney: "Yeah."
Mac: "You know Bert?"
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