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Megan Dayton: Grace has Bob's dead wife's heart! Megan Dayton: "What do you expect most from a relationship? A: Companionship. B: Sex. C: Repsect." I'd have to go with B: Sex. But let's mark "C" so we get a higher score. ...This is pathetic, I'm cheating on a magazine quiz. Megan Dayton: You'll get a new heart and before you know it, you'll be back in your garden, you'll be painting... you'll be getting asked out by fantastic men. Grace Briggs: I'm getting a new heart, not a new ass. Bob Rueland: [Lying] No, Charlie, I just can't make it. I'm, uh, I'm watching the game. Cubs. What's the score? [fumbles frantically for the remote, which doesn't work; gives up] Uh, Cubs are losing. Megan Dayton: I'm just saying, for safety, don't shave your legs, because then you definitely won't let it go too far. Grace Briggs: Megan, it's a first date. Megan Dayton: I married a first date. I'm sure you plan on being level-headed, but once you're in the moment, the male brain seems, I don't know, everything they say suddenly seems brilliant. Hairy legs are your only link to reality. Grace Briggs: You should needlepoint that on a pillow. Megan Dayton: Hey, all I know is that it kept me a virgin until... well, whenever. ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ ~ Friendship ~ Life and Success ~ Poems ~ Shakespeare ~ Star Trek ~