Out Cold

Luke: No regrets, that's my motto. Well... that and everyone Wang Chung tonight. Rick: I'm not taking relationship advice from someone who can't spell relationship, or advice. Or bong. Jenny: I seriously think it's time for you to move on and stop this broken heart stuff. Rick: Alright. Sooo....you still wanna hook up? Jenny: You're gonna have to try a lot harder than that, Rick. Rick: [pause] Sooo.....you still wanna hook up? Luke: This suit is really cramping my Hardy Boys. It's no mystery. Pig Pen: Carpe the Diem. Seize The Carp. Luke: Speaking of testicles, let me get a beer. Lance: Hey! Hot sluts with tits! Rick: You don't need to do that any more, remember Barry? Lance: Oh yeah. Sorry. Force of habit. Oh what the hell - I LOVE MEN! Who wants me? Rick: Well you don't need to do that either... Rick: You're pretty good with these kids. They seem to like you. Jenny: Well, I seem to have experience dealing with immature boys. Rick: Ouch. Rick: Pig Pen, when I want advice about a good Planet of the Apes film or maybe how to get the resin out of my bong I'll come to you ok? But I am not gonna take romantic advice from somebody who cannot spell romantic or advice...or bong. ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ ~ Friendship ~ Life and Success ~ Poems ~ Shakespeare ~ Star Trek ~