Outbreak

Casey Schuler: I hate this bug. Colonel Sam Daniels: Oh, come on, Casey. You have to admire its simplicity. It's one billionth our size and it's beating us. Casey Schuler: So, what do you want to do, take it to dinner? Colonel Sam Daniels: No. Casey Schuler: What, then? Colonel Sam Daniels: Kill it. Casey Schuler: How many brain cells did I kill? Sam Daniels: How many? About a billion. Casey Schuler: Oh, now I'm only as smart as you. Sam Daniels: What can we give him to kill his sense of humor? Mrs. Pananides: I have a friend in the Coast Guard, all I have to do is call... Daniels: How close a friend? Mrs. Pananides: Closer than his wife would like. Sam Daniels: If you think I'm lying, drop the bomb. If you think I'm crazy, drop the bomb. But don't drop the bomb just because you're following orders! Colonel Sam Daniels: Sir, what did I ever do to make your life miserable? General Billy Ford: You got up this morning, didn't you? Col. Sam Daniels: Just don't get negative on me. Major Salt: Affirmative. Sergent Meyer: Sir, my pilot is taking a leak. Col. Sam Daniels: A leak? No shit! Colonel Sam Daniels: You know Salt, fear gets a bad rap. I don't want anybody in my outfit that doesn't get scared. Major Salt: Then I'm your man sir. Colonel Sam Daniels: Anything I can do to help? Major Salt: Just don't make me nervous. General McClintock: With all due respect, Colonel, if you don't follow us to Travis Air Force base, we'll blow you out of the sky. Daniels: With all due respect, General, fuck you, sir. [George isn't cooperating with Daniels] Colonel Sam Daniels: George, you've heard abouth this virus?... Shall I cough on you, George? Colonel Sam Daniels: We are fugitives of the law. Idiocy is our only option. Major Schuler: [to Daniels] Allow me, sir. [to Salt] Major Schuler: Major! Major Salt: Yes,...Major? Major Schuler: I hate them willies, they ought to call them the Sams don't you think? ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ ~ Friendship ~ Life and Success ~ Poems ~ Shakespeare ~ Star Trek ~