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One Crazy Summer
Egg Stork: Ack Ack, let me tell you a little story.
A story about a little fat kid who everybody made fun of, and nobody liked
and he had a twin brother, and everybody said he never looked like his
twin brother, but he wanted to...
Ack Ack Raymond: Egg, where you that little boy?
Egg Stork: No! No! But I used to beat the shit out him!
"Why are you so fat? Why are so ugly?" Aaagghh!
Ack Ack Raymond: Great story, thanks.
[Reading the obituaries]
George Calamari: Hey, Hoops, you ever notice how people
die in alphabetical order?
[While holding up a doll that had it's head torn off]
Ack Ack Raymond: Do you realize that for every lost doll
there's a little girl with a broken heart.
George Calamari: Are you sure you want to be a Marine
Acky? I just can see you having a killer instinct.
Teddy Beckersted: That girl, the one with the braids in
her hair? What do they call them? Corn husks?!
Egg Stork: Oh, thank you, I think I will have some cookies-aehah!
Aquilla Beckersted: If you don't come home with that trophy,
we lose it all! No more pools, no more Ferrari. And you know what happens
then?
Teddy Beckersted: Don't say it, Dad!
Aquilla Beckersted: That's right, Ted. You'll have to
go to..
Teddy Beckersted: [covering his ears] NO!
Aquilla Beckersted: WORK, Teddy, WORK!
Teddy Beckersted: Don't say that word! I'll win! Please
just don't say that word!
Hoops McCann: Will you watch where you're going! We're
heading for the docks!
George Calamari: We've gotta make the boat!
Hoops McCann: Boat? What boat?!
George Calamari: What, did you think we were driving
to Nantucket? Come on, it's an island!
Hoops McCann: You never mentioned any boats! I hate boats!
I'm not getting on any boat!
George Calamari: I beg to differ!
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