Mask: "Hold on, Sugar! Daddy's got a sweet tooth tonight!"
The Bank Manager: "You're 40 minutes late, Ipkiss! Now that's the same as stealing!"
 (After being shot)
Mask: "Hold me closer Ed, it's getting dark. Tell Auntie Em to let Old Yeller out, (cough cough), tell Tiny Tim I won't be coming home this Christmas, (cough cough), tell Scarlett I do give a damn, (cough, cough) (he dies, an audience applauds) Thank you, you love me, you really love me!"
(The Mask, standing in front of a mirror, in the process of going out to a club)
The Mask: "It's party time. P, A, R, T. Why? Because I gotta!"
(Stanley attempts to get his dog to steal the keys from the sleeping guard)
Stanley: "No Milo, not the "cheese"... The "keys"!!!"
Charlie Schumacher: "Forget her, Stanley... That girl will tear your heart out, put it in a blender and hit "frappe.""
The Mask: "Our love is like a red, red rose... and I am a little thorny."
The Mask innocently: "No! It wasn't me! It was the One-Armed Man!"
Charlie Schumacher: "That was beautiful! I got chills! What side of whose bed did you wake up on?"
Peggy Brandt: "Most of the men in this town think monogamy is some kind of wood."
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