Mrs Winterbourne

Mrs. Winterbourne

[Putting a drunk Paco to bed.]
Bill Winterbourne: Let's make a Paco taco!

Grace Winterbourne: How did I ever raise such a snob?
Bill Winterbourne: I don't know, Mother. I'll ask the servants.

Connie: What's this?
Paco: This is a Rolls Royce.
Connie: Wow, that's like the Cadillac of automobiles, huh?
Paco: No, the Mercedes-Benz is the Cadillac of automobiles. This is a Rolls Royce.

Connie: Oh, Mother Winterbourne. Come in.
Grace Winterbourne: Mother Winterbourne! That's what I called my mother-in-law because she seemed so cold and distant.
Connie: Oh. What did you end up calling her?
Grace Winterbourne: Mother Winterbourne. She was cold and distant. Call me Grace.

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