Monty Python Live At The Hollywood Bowl

Announcer: Hello and welcome to the Ronald Reagan Memorial Bowl, here in the pretty L.A. suburb of Hollywood. Well, we're about to witness All-in Wrestling, brought to you tonight, ladies and gentlemen, by the makers of Scum, the world's first combined hair oil, foot ointment, and salad dressing; and by the makers of Titan, the novelty nuclear missile. You never know when it'll go off! First Bruce: They're a typical Hollywood audience! All the kids are on drugs and all the adults are on roller skates. Albatross Man: You're not supposed to be smoking that! Michelangelo: Good evening, Your Holiness. The Pope: Evening, Michelangelo. I want to talk to you about this painting of yours, "The Last Supper." I'm not happy about it. Michelangelo: Oh, dear. It took me hours. The Pope: Not happy at all. Michelangelo: Is it the jello you don't like? The Pope: No. Michelangelo: It does add a bit of colour, doesn't it. Oh, I know, you don't like the kangaroo! The Pope: What kangaroo? Michelangelo: No problem, I'll paint him out. The Pope: I never saw a kangaroo! Michelangelo: Uh, he's right at the back. No sweat, I'll make him into a disciple. All right? The Pope: That's the problem. Michelangelo: What is? The Pope: The disciples! Michelangelo: Are they too Jewish? I made Judas the most Jewish. The Pope: No, it's just that there are 28 of them. ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ ~ Friendship ~ Life and Success ~ Poems ~ Shakespeare ~ Star Trek ~