James and the Giant Peach

Earthworm: [eating the peach] It's not dirt, but it tastes good. Spider: "Mmmmm. Better than ladybugs. Ladybug: What? Spider: Excuse me. The Grasshopper: He's comitted pesticide! [On his experience of the world] The Centipede: I did live between two pages of The National Geographic. The Centipede: Why don't skeletons play music in church? Because they got no organs. Earthworm: The sun's so hot! I'm fried! Earthworm: She won't be coming down here with the spray. She'll be coming down here with a shovel. It happened to m' brother. Split him right down the middle. Now I have two half-brothers. James: Excuse me sir, can you tell me where the Empire State Building is? Man: You're on top of it, kid. James Henry Trotter: I can't remember what fun is for. ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ ~ Friendship ~ Life and Success ~ Poems ~ Shakespeare ~ Star Trek ~