I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER

Ray: What can I do for you Max? Max: You can wipe that my-shit-don't-stink grin off your face. Sheriff: Oh, and did this killer use his hook to cut all your hair off? Helen: No, he used sissors, asshole. Elyssa: Is the dried-out, washed-up has-been having a moment? Helen Shivers: We should have a plan. Angela Lansbury always had a plan. Helen: By that time I'll just be finishing my two year contract with Guiding Light coinciding with your first year as starting quarterback for the Steelers. Barry: Cowboys. Helen: Then we can elope to Europe, or the Caymans, wherever, where I'll let you impregnate me with the first of 3 children before you head off to rehab. Then we can live happily blah blah blah. Helen: Well Bob, at summer's end I plan on moving to New York where I'll pursue a career as a serious actress. It's my goal to entertain the world through artistic expression. Through art I shall serve my country. Barry Cox: You got a letter? I got run over, Helen gets her hair chopped off, Julie gets a dead body in her trunk, and you get a letter? Oh, that's balanced! Julie: We need help. Barry: I'll say. You two should look at a mirror sometime. You look like shit run over twice. Ben Willis: If you're going to bury the truth make sure it stays buried. Helen: Come sit in the back. I'll let you do things to me. Ray: I never knew her breasts were so... ample. Killer: If you're going to leave someone for dead, you'd better make damn sure that they're dead!! ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ ~ Friendship ~ Life and Success ~ Poems ~ Shakespeare ~ Star Trek ~