THE CUTTING EDGE

Kate: What do you shower once a week? Doug: Is that an invitation? Kate: "toe-pick!" Anton: Douglas, you are stem, Katia, you are petal. Together, you make flower. Kate: I swear, you let me down and it'll take them a month to count the blade marks on your back. [Preparing to lift Kate.] Doug: You want me to put my hands *where*? Doug: Life of the party, huh? Place must be crawling with guys. Kate: As a matter of fact, I do have a boyfriend. Doug: Well there's a rough gig, what do you do, keep him chained up in the basement? Kate: Hale at the moment is working in my father's London office, he's an MBA, Harvard, you may have heard of it they do have a hockey team. Doug: He must be very smart...I bet you look pretty good from a few thousand miles away. Kate: Just who the hell do you think you are? Doug: I know exactly who I am, sweetheart, I'm a guy who came a long way for lunch. Kate: Oh, well, please don't let me keep you from the trough. Doug: Well, actually it's kind of interesting. I've been, I've been doin' a little figure skating. Old man in back of bar: Finger painting? Kate: I'm sure I don't do anything you would find exciting. I don't open beer bottles with my toes, I don't sit around and count what's left of my teeth, hey, I don't even enjoy a good tractor pull. Kate: Excuse me. Naked male insecurity really leaves me cold. Hale: I don't like to see her upset. Doug: If I was you, I'd invest in blindfolds. [On the First Olympic Skate Doug has the top button unbuttoned] Kate: You are an immature asshole of the lowest order. Doug: If it was forty below and that button meant the difference between a long satisfying life and a cold horrible death from hypothermia, I still wouldn't give you the satisfaction! Skate! Kate: If you're so bored, why don't you read? Doug: You mean like a book? Kate: That is the generally accepted format, yes. Pamchenko: Spindler say before he skate with her he wear garlic from neck and sleep with cross. Kate: The only problem he has is finding his zipper fast enough! Kate: That's silly. We'd never get along. I mean, look at us, we're always fighting. Hale: Foreplay. Doug: Hey, there's only two things I do well, sweetheart, and skating's the other one! Pamchenko: She is tremendous skater. But always becoming the big "B." What a bitch! Kate Mosley: I love you. Doug Dorsey: Just remember who said it first. ~ Home ~ Movies ~ Songs ~ Anonymous ~ Women ~ ~ Friendship ~ Life and Success ~ Poems ~ Shakespeare ~ Star Trek ~