The JOker: "Wait til they getta loada me"
The Joker: Haven't you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
The Joker: I've been dead once already; it's very liberating. You might think of it as... therapy.
The Joker: I have given a name to my pain, and it is Batman.
Joker: Hello, Benny. It's your uncle Bingo. Time to pay the check!
Vicki Vale: What do you want?
The Joker: Oh, little song, little dance, Batman's head on a lance...
Bruce Wayne: "Vicky, you're a great girl and I like ya alot...but for right now, shut up."
Alfred Pennyworth: I have little desire to spend my few remaining years grieving for the loss of old friends. Or their sons.
Knox: You know what they say? They say he drinks blood. They say he can't be killed.
Eckhardt: And I say you're full of shit, Knox. Oh, and you can quote me on that one.
Jack Napier: Decent people shouldn't live here; they'd be happier someplace else.
Vicki Vale: You're insane!
Joker: I thought I was a Pisces!
The Joker: Where does he get those wonderful toys?
The Joker: [reciting his poem to Vicki] I'm only laughing on the outside / My smile is just skin deep / If you could see inside I'm really crying / You might join me for a weep.
The Joker: Bruce... Wayne, n'est-ce pas?
Bruce Wayne: Most of the time.
[Batman dangles a mugger over the side of a building.]
Mugger: Don't kill me, man - don't kill me!
Batman: I'm not going to kill you. I want you to do me a favor. I want you to tell all your friends about me.
Mugger: Who are you?!
Batman: I'm Batman.
[Repeated line]
Jack Napier: Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?
The Joker: Never rub another man's rhubarb.
The Joker: Gotham City. Always brings a smile to my face.
[Jack Napier is confronted with Batman for the first time]
Jack Napier: Nice outfit!
[Joker gives someone a hand and electrocutes him]
Joker: Oh, I got a live one here!
Vicki Vale: I just gotta know, are we going to try to love each other?
Bruce Wayne: I'd like to. But he's out there right now, and I've gotta go to work.
[The Joker sees a picture of Vicki Vale.]
Jack Napier: Stop the press, who is that?
Vicki Vale: Some people think you're as dangerous as the Joker.
Batman: He's psychotic.
Vicki Vale: Some people say the same about you.
Batman: What people?
Vicki Vale: Well, face it. You're not exactly normal, are you?
Batman: This isn't exactly a normal world, is it?
The Joker: Now comes the part where I relieve you, the little people, of the burden of your failed and useless lives. But remember, as my plastic surgeon always said: if you gotta go, go with a smile
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