ALADDIN

Aladdin

Jafar: Gazeem was obviously less than worthy.
Iago: Wow! Theres a big surprise! I think I'm going to have a heart attack and die, from that surprise.

Iago: Look at this! I'm so ticked off that I'm molting!

Jafar: Faster Iago, faster!
Iago: Yes, oh mighty evil one!

Genii: Three wishes - no substitutes, exchanges or refunds.

Genii: Rule Number Three: I can't bring people back from the dead. It's not a pretty picture, and I don't like doing it!

Genii: Thank you for chosing Magic Carpet for all your travel needs. Don't stand till the rug has come to a complete stop. Thank you, good bye, good bye, thank you, good bye. Now, how about that, Mr. Doubting Mustafa?
Aladdin: Oh you sure fooled me. Now about my 3 wishes.
Genii: Dost my ears deceive me? 3? You are down by one, boy.
Aladdin: Ah no, I never actually wished to get out of the cave. You did that on your own.
Genii: Oh. Well I feel sheepish. Alright, you baaaaaad boy, but no more freebies.

Genii: Okay, Sparky, here's the deal: You wanna court the little lady, ya gotta be a straight shooter, do ya got it?

The Genii: Oy! Ten thousand years can give you such a crick in the neck!

Jafar: How many times do I have to kill you, boy?

Jafar: You are late.
Gazeem: A thousand pardons, oh patient one.

The Genii: It's all part and parcel of the whole genii gig: phenomenal cosmic powers, itty bitty living space.

The Genii: Enough about you, Casanova! Talk about her! She's smart, fun, the hair, the eyes - pick a feature!

The Genii: It never fails - you get in the bath and there's a rub at the lamp!

The Genii: Yo rug-man! Haven't seen you in a few millennia. Give me some tassel!

Jafar: You're speechless, I see! A fine quality in a wife!

Sultan: Jafar! You vile betrayer!
Iago: That's Sultan Vile Betrayer to you!

[The Genii and the flying carpet are playing chess.]
The Genii: So move.
[The carpet makes a move.]
The Genii: That was a good move. [a la Rodney Dangerfield] I can't believe this; I'm losin' to a rug!

Genii: Aw, Al, I'm gettin' kinda fond of you, kid. Not that I wanna pick out curtains or anything!

Guard: He's got a sword!
Razoul: You idiots -- we've ALL got swords!

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