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Obi

                                               555 MUTT DR./ PHONE (614)PAIN-INASS
EDUCATION:
1999  Puppy Kindergarten of Central Ohio
  •     Graduate, B.S. in Parent Management
TRAINING
1998-1999
  • Have trained owners to give me human food and sleep on a comfortable bed.
ALIAS'S
  • Oblet   
  • Opi
  • Za-Za
  • Ober
  • Dober
  • Dumbdog
AWARDS RECEIVED
Award at PKOCO (puppy kindergarten) for sitting and giving owner
my paw in exchange for food. Top pugilist in dog-cat competition, 1999.
 
INTERESTS AND ACTIVITIES
Connoisseur of fine socks. Enjoy destoying things in my spare time.
 
WORK EXPERIENCE
1998-1999 Resident Dog at 555 Mutt Dr.
Duties include:
  • harrassment of cat since June '99
  • committing random acts of licking and senseless acts of biting
  • barking at neighbor dogs
  • happy peeing
REFERENCES
  • the neighbor dogs