Uncut Time!

--/Setting the scenary, the camera's lens comes off showing nothing but the stars in the dark night sky. With the scene filled showing the night sky, fireworks are seen shot up exploding in the air, hearing the ***POP POP POP*** and that trailing the loud ***BOOM BOOM*** off throughout the open area. After that you can hear clapping and whisteling from different people, seeming to be quite a few. The camera focuses in after moving down you see a large field with many people under a big patio like tarp and scattered around mostly by each other. Every one of them are laughing, drinking, partying, talking and just all out having fun on the celebration of Independence Day. There are a few other men by the fireworks shooter loaded up, they light it off and scatter away, the fireworks shoot off sky high in the air. They pop and explode making scenes of different colors, the well known and much liked boom fireworks follow from beginning till the end. Hearing the people whistle again and yelling out, the camera man moves over closer and closer. Coming up on a layed back lawn chair having a man laying back in it, just making out the mask it looks camouflaged to the darkness, he has a dark blue and black mask on with a very very attractive blonde sitting on his lap smoking a cigarette. He takes his attention away from the fireworks for a glare at the camera man. The noticing of that he pats her on the behind and tells her to get up and to get him a bud light beer. They then kiss each other after she gets up, she makes her way over to the campground party sorta thing trying to get through the crowd talking to some of the people shoutin to her. The man in the mask glances back over lookin to have a leather like jacket on\--

UNCUT Mystery Man: Ah, the great holiday of Independence Day. I love coming out here drinking, partying on a weekend like this and what more of a surprise to behold then to do something else that is interesting. I got a call up a month or so back, not mentioning any names on who the person was, but I got called up and that person said they were holding a Battle Fest 1 pay per view event, big event being held on July 4th. That person told me the old gang was back in this place and mentioned the names of Bryan Tann, Vinny Vegas, and some others that were back in the old NWL. Me, Bryan, and Vinny have not talked as in with the 3 of us for a long while now. I look and see them being best buds hanging around each other calling themselves the Bad mother fu*bleep* or something, I wasn't supposed to swear on EWF tv was I? Who cares anymore. Seeing as how those 2 never once since a while back had the audassity to give me a call or when I gave them a call up they had to of ignored my calls. What is it guys, have I gotten too good for you in this new day and age?...Or yea yea I got it you guys are too good for me. Personally I didn't give a damn that you guys just felt like ignoring me for awhile to come, when I got this call it seemed to be a chance to redeem myself.**pulls his mask over a little bit then scratches his neck still looking in the camera** Well, you guys got what you deserved or what you had coming and I don't expect you guys to actually gain revenge because you just won't be able to. I took out Vinman, the Loooooosey one Bryan tann, Terrible Terrible fuzzy hairball, and last but certainly least "Wrecked ass end and over" Craig Deids. I got a couple words for all you chumps trying to be hoodmen, Get Tough! All you guys are probably in the hospital getting nursed upon while I sit back and enjoy this 4th of July. Vinman beat up his own bad mother fu*bleep* butt bud and a few nobodies in the tournament to get the world title. Big whoopee is all I gotta say, you know I've been training and the world seen that I am alot more built then what I was in the old NWL and no I don't pump steroids like big pappa Scott steiner. I am back being serious this time around, it's time to be in with the strong and out with the weak!

|--The attractive blonde that was sitting on double M's lap makes her way back over with 2 beers, one for him and one for her. She has a Heineken and he pats his lap as she sits back down. He opens the beer up and takes a drink sitting up a little bit more, one arm around her waist and hand holdin the beer--|

UNCUT Mystery Man: This sweet beauty is my girl, my valet, my manager, Sweet 'N' Sexy Shortie. None of you are gonna hear her name, I don't think so. She is something that means alot to me, that and she has more brains then most of the people in this joint, as much as I do. The EWF looked to be needed to be taken to a different and higher level of superiorness. That's where I came in to show this place up with some class. Vinman, double V as they like to call him down south, hell I guess he's known more places then just there now huh? Ah it doesn't matter, coming to this, Vinman I beat you like the rookie that you were back in the olden days and I could beat ya again. That world title doesn't mean much to me right now with the sense of you holding it, it could mean a pile of shi*bleep* for all I care.**takes a drink of his beer, sweet N sexy just put out her cigarette she was smoking and takes a drink of her beer as another attractive woman comes over talkin to her** When this camera gets outta here this mask is coming off, it means alot to me wrestling wise, but doesnt mean shit when I'm around my girl...she wants to see this attractive mug and I don't blame her. Moving to the weak, out with the weak in with the strong as I said. My first and utter Prey to be devoured was the chosen boy or man or whatever the hell this idiot is or whoever he is, Flex Nelson. You are gonna be a warmup kid, oh and I seen an old compadre that was close to gettin beat up a while back and that man is Alex Nelson. Alex you're still around chompin down words and spittin out nonsense. Aaron Nelson, his brother is around and he's doing the same exact thing. Bryan Tann, where did I ever go wrong with you, you are one big timer in this industry now as I heard as of late and who started you off helping you train day in and day out, guess what boy it was me. Yeah, you don't really wanna look back but you know what it really was and I made you what you were, I'm not saying I completely did everything for you because you went on your own. As the way I see it you should be thanking me this very day, do I get a thanks, does Double M get a motha Fu*bleeP*'n thanks?! No, he doesn't what's new. **takes another drink of the beer**

|--Sweet N Sexy spins over and off double m and then french kisses him with a surprise. He gives her a longer one back, they both smile and she tells him she'll be over there having some fun--|

UNCUT Mystery Man: Don't have too much fun without me, I'll be over in a few cutie.

|--She smiles back at him walking over with her friend talking, more fireworks get shot off getting to have more **booms** then any of the others shooting up with spiraling fireworks--|

UNCUT Mystery Man: Damn, is she something or is she something. Gonna have some fun tonight, some real fireworks if you know what I mean.**smile crosses his face** Flexy Flexy, mr. flex nelson, you will be the warmup flame to be put out and if you don't accept I'll just have to force your a$$ into a match whether you wanna get in with someone like me or not. You will be plummeted from rope to rope, knocked rock hard to the mat, then I will go to picking you up throwing you around a bit more...pulling off a few moves just to enlighten the crowd up a bit more, then you will be a victim just as Vegas Tann Deids and Fuzball was of the most dangerous move in the sport today....Double M's UNCUT Mystified Hammer. Jacka$$ announcers don't know a pencil eraser from the back of their a$$es, none of them ever really did get my signature moves correctly and if they don't watch out they could be soon to be one of the victims also.**takes last gulp of his beer then crushes the can as more fireworks get shot off and are heard in the background** So Flexy, get ready to meet a nightmare soon to be as your present day reality. Till next time this has been UNCUT double M saying...BE SAFE AND DONT DO DRUGS!

/--He takes one last short laugh getting up from the lawn chair walking over to join the party, scene comes to a close--\

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::ROLEPLAY OF THE WEEK AWARD IN THE EIWF BELOW::

--/Setting the Scenary, the camera's lens slides off opening up this time just outside a large hotel room door. The camera man doesn't take no wasting time and knocks on the door. After a few minutes the door opens up with Sweet N Sexy Shortie standing there giving a sweet smile in tommy hilfiger clothes having her hair put up, she opens the door more and welcomes the camera man inside. She then shuts the door and leads the camera man all the way inside, she goes back in the bathroom looking in the mirror fixing her hair up more for what looks to be a night out on the town. Uncut Double M is sitting in a chair with a remote in his hand a few feet from the television playing through some tapes of Vinny Vegas just taking a few laughs off, seeing the camera man he presses the stop button and sets the remote down. He is sportin another pair of black denim jeans showing his new merchandise shirt showing a mask covered over a skeleton with smoke coming out his eyes saying around it in electrified lettering "YOUR ONLY TRUE CHAMPION!". His mask is gold and silver, having his EIWF IC title laying on the bed.\--

"UNCUT" DOUBLE M: I know you're here to hear me talk on things and that's the way it'll be. You know it's funny how Tann can come on the air live to EIWF camera crew and say that he could do this or he will do that and then critisize people for what they can do better then him. It's funny but disgusting on the same level. Bryan Tann, the person that was a young punk kid that woulda gone nowhere if it weren't for the old times in the KLIQ. Tann all you've grown to be is a ....is a....wait a second all you turned out to be is still the same old punk kid that wouldn't be anywhere in the EIWF if it weren't for the Bad Mutha Fukin idiots. Wait wait I take that back, Tann would actually be the top of the line quality talent without the Bad Mutha Fukin idiots but you see Tann all you are and ever will be as long as you have them trailing onto your backs is a punk kid that isn't worthy enough to lick sh*t off "Jimmy Boy's" boots! I sit here listening to your interview and all you do is talk your cheap sh*t that you cannot backup. I mean I should know right? I was in the ring with your smelly a$$ from the beginning. You and Vegas and the whole Bad Mutha Fukin idiots can come out and say your all the Sh*t or that Bryan Tann deserves the IC title which is another load of sh*t, then they all go to wanting to deny the fact that anyone else jumped in the ring besides the 2 other guys whoever they were, although a matter of speaking noone listens to me on the things like that. Oh we gotta backup our fellow Bad Mutha Fukin idiot member Steve Cruise or he'll get mad at us, gimme a break here, it got evened out and within a matter of 2 seconds from what I count 2 guys that deserve a thank you from me even know I don't know who the hell they are. They came out and evened it up or if there wasn't interference I woulda continued on beating the hell out of an overrated piece of CRAP that refuses to admit he can't beat me! Bryan Tann I will go on ignoring you starting now, you may wanna try some attacks on me but I got my mind tracked on those too, it won't side track me but it'll keep me knowing enough on my surroundings.***Presses the play button on the remote and listens to more of Tann's interview then stops it again after hearing something*** I knew I was forgetting something talking on the idiot. Another thing that amazes me after just now remembering this, why is it the Bad Mutha Fukin Idiots can come out and accuse people of sucking up or kissing A$$ when they are the ones that do the most A$$ kissing on each other! Tann, go on talking about, just another cheap layoff of admitting something that is just knowingly obvious.
The way I hear you b*tching off Peter bigballski just because I seen a MORE TALENTED ATHLETE THEN YOU and bringing up cheap lines accusing me of kissing a$$ when you are in a group of kissing A$$ the most! Peter whooped you from pillar to post and I laughed and laughed about it, I wouldn't mind seeing it again either.

--/MM presses the eject button on the remote, the tape comes out and he gets up and grabs it and sets it on the vcr. He then grabs a tape and puts it in pressing the play button, it looks to be a tape of Totally Insane Sunday, he fast forwards it and after about 5 minutes he gets to the part where Steve Cruise interferes in the Triple Threat match for the IC title. He stops it just before Steve steps in the ring.\--

"UNCUT" DOUBLE M: Now everyone out there in tv land or wherever the hell you are take a look at what happened Sunday Night. I know only the Bad Mutha Fukin idiots are the only ones who didn't fully see what happened. ***Presses the play button on the remote, it goes to showing Steve Cruise executing the Blackout while MM was beating on Bryan Tann. He stops it after Cruise takes the leaving notice of MM being flat out*** Right there, Cruise in the blue has to attack my a$$ from behind thinking it would cause to Bryan Tann winning the match and IC title, wrong you were because it seems to be that there were men watching that didn't like what was going down so they brought it to everyones attention of getting noticed and making it equaled out. So then I dragged myself up from Steve Cruise's funky looking maneuver and covered the layed out Bryan Tann. Who gives a sh*t anymore, that's some past business and I'm looking ahead. Wednesday is a little bit ahead and when Wednesday Night comes I'd like to see you lay me out Cruise when I'm facing you face to face! I don't really know what your plan will be as soon as u step through those ring ropes but all I know is when you do I'll be waiting on the other side for you and then havoc will take it's toll and the MAIN ATTRACTION of the HAVOC will be put up against you. Oh oh let me try and be like your buddy Tann Stevie, come Wednesday Night I'll be looking to be doing one thing to you and that is to RIP HAVOC ON YOUR A$$!! haha That's a pretty wild way of describing something but who cares, just so you Stevie C see that I'm not playing no games when it comes to being in that ring, outside I may joke and talk da sh*t like I am good at and then when it comes to being in that ring and taking care of business I am very good at that also and will keep getting the job done till the dawn of flying pigs!***Sits and thinks for a moment then looks back over*** I know this idiot isn't important enough to speak on my tv time nor is anyone else but I seem to speak on them anyways. Matt Hanson, go ahead and run your mouth on things, the fact of the matter is JACK is you just came back and you can't say do this do that or set matches outta nowhere or anything like that! I should just go along with what people say like in the song...Hit the road Jack..and when your buddy Matt Saunders comes back I'll tell him to hit the road too unless he wants to find out first hand like fellow Bad Mutha Fukin Idiot members what it feels like to be beat up by the one and only Masked Menace!

--/Sweet N Sexy comes out of the bathroom with her hair shining off the light and having some glittler across it. She walks over by the bed and says something to MM\--

Sweet 'N' Sexy: I'm ready to go now, for a night on the town...are you ready babe?

"UNCUT" DOUBLE M: I am ready too but before we get going I wanna say some things on Vinny V since Mr. Cruise hasn't been saying anything towards me, again what's new. So sit down and relax hun so I can say some things on the last but most certainly least Bad Mutha Fukin idiot Vinny V. For odd reasons Vinny you act like you are starting to realize things like you were once a loser but the thing is I see right through all that and it's just another load of bullsh*t you guys wanna bring up to try and fool other people. You think you can come out and show your big time arrogance and think you are so cool talking with cheap lines and cheap pickup phrases that you are more concentrated on your self being then your actual wrestling ability.**glares away then back at the camera's lens** Your arrogance shows Vegas that you positively think you are gonna walk away still being World Champ, taking this IC title away from me and also to unmask me. I believe not, you actually think you'd be the one to beat me then unmask the Mystery Man, I don't think so...I wouldn't put something on the line if I didn't know I could beat that person....or who knows maybe I would? All I know is you or any of your Bad Mutha Fukin idiots aren't up to my level and never will be, the time when I lay your a$$ out with the best move to ever grace the ring off the ladder will be the end of you thinking you can beat me. That day forward you will realize that you or your little buddies won't ever be able to capitalize for what I have planned even after I beat you down at the pay per view Vinny. That sturdy ladder you say you got for the match is not good enough for me, I plan on having Ferster getting a ladder straight from the EIWF offices and not from your greasy palms or for your scheming tricks to be played out in the ring come August 2nd. DPOD was right when he said you're far from being the greatest Ultimate World champion ever to step into an EIWF ring, but just maybe after I whoop you like a BMF dog should be whooped and put in his place, I will take over from then on and I'll make my way to starting the trio of being the Greatest EIWF champion to ever step into an EIWF ring...No affense DPOD. Vinman is out whining still on not being able to get that Ironman title, you would've gotten a rematch you damn idiot if you wouldn't of injured him, that just goes to show the smarts you got compared to veterans around the world that I've stepped in the ring with and you will be absolutely no different from other guys I have smacked around and pinned for the 1 2 3. For the last final comments, Stevie C. wherever you are get your game face on for tomorrow night, Vegas count your blessings and pray everynight because you'll need each and every inch of prayers to get you through the match August 2nd without getting hospitalized! I'm now ready for a night on the town.

--/MM gets up and grabs the IC Title carrying it under his arm, Sweet N Sexy opens the door leaving the room with MM, the door shuts and the scene goes to static, Fades to Pitch Black.\--

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