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A funny dialogue.


Brak: Zorak, why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Zorak: I'll bite. Why?
B: Because if they flew over the bay, they'd be baygulls. Get it? Baygulls. I don't get?
Z: It's not a matter of getting it or not getting it. The question is, is it worth bothering to get. I'm sure if I were interested in getting it, it would be gotten. Oh, you can be sure of that. But even if I'd chose to get and then got it, what would I get? I mean what would be in it for me?
B: Ok. Here's another one. Why were the little strawberries upset?
Z: Because they were in a jam.
B: No, because they were in a j. . . Oh, you heard it.
Z: Yes, I heard it. About 100 years ago.
B: You already heard the joke about the little strawberries.
Z: Tha's right. Sooo. . . Brak, know any good jokes?
B: No, not many.

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