Country Legend Toby Queef, the Angry Redneck American, is always telling people how he wants to stick a boot in some Arab's ass, but the only people he has done battle with are the Dixie Chicks! To me, he is a Queef and a sphincter, and so I had a little fun with his picture and used the design program on our computer to create a picture of the real Toby Queef as I see him! Haha!
People like him give countrified Americans a bad name. To Toby Queef, Red, White and Blue probably stands for Rednecks, Whitebread, and Blue Balls! Haha! And, why rejoice in the fact that sticking boots up peoples asses is part of our American history? That shit ain't cool! Could you imagine if that Queef tried to write a real song about the true American history of shoving boots up people's asses? It might have to go something like this:
The Angry Redneck American
by Toby Queef
We'll put a foot up your ass
that's the American way
we gave smallpox blankets to the natives
and made negroes our slaves
We'll put a foot up your ass
that's the AmeriKKKan way
if there's oil in your land
we'll invade right away !
That's the redneck American way!
OR, HERE's ANOTHER POSSIBLE VERSION:
"The Abu Ghraib Way" by Toby Queef and the Queefsters (also featuring the Charlie McDaniel's Chicken-Hawks and Sphincters Brigade !)
We'll put a stick in your ass, that's the Abu Ghraib way!
We'll strap electrodes to your dick, and make you stand on boxes all day
That's the Abu Ghraib Way! The Abooo-Graib way!
We'll stack you up in nude pyramids and shame you into thinking that you're gay
While we're getting our sadistic jollies, you'll be our hooded freaks on display
That's the Abu Ghraib Way!
That's the Toby Queef Way !!!
(Now, the Charlie McDaniel's Queefs and Chicken-Hawks Brigade sings their part, courtesy of the Rednecks Whitebread and anti-Blue staters Queefdom-rapture&crackerbarrel-Cult)
*now envision a skanky old fat man with a cowboy hat jimmy-swaggering, as if drunk, up to the stage, as he opens up his greasy gob, here's what truly ignorant and hate-filled stench rolls from his oily chops...
"It ain't a rag, it's a flag, we don't wear it on our heads" (unless it's a skanky confederate flag bandana, that is !)
It ain't a rag, it's a Douche Bag, and Charlie McSkankiels wears it on his greasy head!
Courtesy of the Cowardly Queefs and Chicken-Hawks Brigade (and using U.S. tax dollars to accomplish their dirty deeds)....
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