A Hilarious Comedy Routine Discussing How George W Bush And His Goons Are Shitting On America by LeeP (2004)
The Republicans (aka "ReButtlickens") are like one of those farts you think will just be funny, but comes out all nasty and runny.. Ya know what I mean, Jimmy Dean, you've prolly messed up a few good pairs of Fruit of the Looms in your day. It's not as bad if you're just at home, but it really sucks if you're out somewhere and let a nasty, juicy one rip - Haha! Maybe that's why they invented under-drawers to begin with, as layers of protection, so you're less likely to fuck up your pants. Fucking up your pants is one thing, but fucking up the whole country is another. George W Bush definitely puts the Cunt in Country, he’s sure stinkin’ up the place, and this is one stank Bush that definitely needs to be douched right out of the white house! When he's through with the place, they might have to rename it the skanky brown house, 'cause it'll prolly be so soiled and shit-stained after his stank-ass leaves.
We the People need to Wash the Asses of Evil right out of the White House before it becomes permanently shit-stained and soiled! Just in case you aren't sure who I'm referring to, here's a list of some of the Asses of Evil: BUSH, Prick Cheney, John Asscrotch, Donald Scumsfeld, Colon Bowel, and Condomsleaza Rice, just to name a few Filthy Holes!
Wash they Azz OUT before they leave even bigger skid marks across America !
To get to Hershey PA, you have to take the Hershey Highway, or so I've been told. But I wonder what life is really like there? You know they probably have youth baseball teams and everything. Perhaps their t-ball team for young kids could be called the Hershey Squirts! HAHA!!!
I was just pondering how many states I have ever taken a dump in, and then it lead me to think about how many states other people may have taken shits in.
I bet there are some mutha fuggas out there who have taken massive dumps in 20 states or more. Most of the people I know have probably taken over half of their life-long shits in Ohio, but I bet some people have done their fair share in the surrounding states as well.
Truckers probably take various shits and multiple number twos in a number of states. I wonder if any of those guys ever keep tabs on that shit?
There's probably some dude out there who is trying to take a shit in all 50 states - Haha! Could you imagine that story on the news? "Jimmy Dean Jones is crossing the country, on a quest to leave a steaming pile of poo in all 50 states." Shits across America! That would be some conquest.
You could go to that mystical border in the four corners region in the southwest, and shit in four different states at once! Haha! But, something is bound to go wrong, you'd get up on that hill and take yo' shit on the famed corner, and then you'd notice that your log only landed in 3 of the four states. Then, you'd squat down on the 4th state and grunt like crazy for over an hour just to squeeze out the smallest little butt nugget, and then say, "Sorry, Colorado, but that's all I got for ya right now."
Could you imagine the hilarious sense of (sass) joy and accomplishment you would feel as you got up to 49 states dumped in... You could save Hawaii for the last state, because it was the last one to join the country, and plus you could dress up in a grass skirt and dance and prance half-nude on the beach. I bet you'd have a huge grin on your face as you'd be flying over to the islands for the Grand Shit Finale, people would be taking your picture and interviewing you for TV and trying to get your autograph (signed in brown ink - that smells like shit, of course). Haha. You could take a couple of shits on the plane ride over there too, just to warm your ass up for the final big one.
The Hawaiians could throw a big Luau in your honor, and have a big juicy pig roasted in honor of your azz - and the final shit of your quest. When it was time for you to drop your Grande Shit Finale, the islanders could play their drums wildly and fan yo azz with long palm leaves, as TV cameras capture it for posterior posterity. Some crazy fucker would probably even stream the entire show Live over the internet!
After that, you would be known as "Famous Anus" for your accomplishments!
Over the last four years, George W Bush has shit on this entire country more than anyone I can ever think of. He's a complete asshole, and the vice president is a total dick. I hope their whole skanky shit regime is flushed from the white house real soon. I hope we aren't a nation of dumb asses run by a bunch of dumb asses forever! Help fight the good fight, and help us establish credible leadership in this country.
Milli Vanilli comes to mind when I think of the shitty antics of George W Bush and his skanky administration.
Karl Rove's possible advice to George W Bush on his shitty foreign policies:
(to the tune of the shitty Milli Vanilli song "Blame It On the Rain":)
Blame it on Hussein, yeah! yeah!
Blame it on the towers, some other terrorists knocked down in spite
of all the shitty things you do, Bush,
don't put the blame on you!
Blame it on Hussein ! (yeah, yeah)
No links to Al-Qaeda and No WMD were found in Iraq,
but whatever you do, Bush, don't put the blame on yo' azz
Blame it on Hussein ! (yeah, yeah) !
Oh, Jimmy Dean! That shit makes me laugh (but then it makes me feel kinda sad too, because I know that so many people in this country believe all the lies of those scandalous war mongers in power right now, and so many follow it like blind sheep... You can do what you like, but I just hope you ain't gonna be one of the assholes that keeps shitting on our democracy).
Instead, let us join together to remove these shitty Tyrants and their pseudo Banana Republic Monarchy, and let us sing the great Bob Marley hymn, "Get Up, Stand Up! Stand Up For Your Rights! Get Up, Stand Up! Never Give Up the Fight!"
Jah Bless America!
And We'll Never Give Up the Fight!
