The Gopher Gathering

Gopher Polls: 2001

Malcolm's Wedgie
Should we all gang together and give Ian a big wedgie?
 
Yes				88.89 % (8)  
No				0.00 % (0)  
Maybe				0.00 % (0)  
Only if he says it's okay	11.11 % (1)  
Total votes: 9  

Ian's Heinie
Do you like Ian's butt?
 
Hell no!		41.67 % (5)  
A little.		0.00 % (0)  
It's nice.		8.33 % (1)  
Mah' goodness!		50.00 % (6)  
Total votes: 12

T For Breakfast
Does anybody here remember Mr. T cereal?
 
YES							16.67 % (1)  
NO							16.67 % (1)  
Was it the 'T' shaped cereal?				33.33 % (2)  
Did you just watch "Pee Wee's Big Adventure," too?	33.33 % (2)  
Total votes: 6

(Written by Bryan MacAfee)

Mac's Back!
How many of you are happy MacAfee's home?
 
I SURE AM!		12.50 % (1)  
Yeah, that's nice.	12.50 % (1)  
Whatever.		25.00 % (2)  
He's what?!?		12.50 % (1)  
Go back to Athens!	12.50 % (1)  
He left?		25.00 % (2)  
Total votes: 8

Serving Carey
Who shall serve Carey?
 
Show me the Way!	12.50 % (1)  
Do I get paid?		62.50 % (5)  
I don't think so...	0.00 % (0)  
Of course not...	25.00 % (2)  
Total votes: 8

(Written by Carey Fisher)

First Word!
Think of a word. Any word. What letter did it start with?
 
A-E	52.63 % (10)  
F-J	15.79 % (3)  
K-O	5.26 % (1)  
P-T	21.05 % (4)  
U-Z	5.26 % (1)  
Total votes: 19

Reactions!
If you were a kind of reaction, what would you be?
 
Evaporation	5.88 % (1)  
Sublimation	17.65 % (3)  
Condensation	17.65 % (3)  
Melting		17.65 % (3)  
Freezing	41.18 % (7)  
Total votes: 17

Penguins
Do you like penguins?
 
They're kinda cute.	7.14 % (1)  
Fluffy = Fun.		57.14 % (8)  
I suppose so...		0.00 % (0)  
Not too much.		0.00 % (0)  
No, birds are dumb.	0.00 % (0)  
I don't like Dan.	35.71 % (5)  
Total votes: 14

Modern Art
What do you think of Modern Art?
 
Great stuff, man!	8.33 % (1)  
It's okay I guess.	25.00 % (3)  
It's uhm... I dunno.	8.33 % (1)  
I'm not a big fan.	8.33 % (1)  
I hate the filth!	33.33 % (4)  
I am a modern artist.	16.67 % (2)
Total votes: 12

Dan's Classes
Does anyone really care if Dan has only one class on Tuesdays and Thursdays?
 
Sure, that's great!	10.00 % (1)  
Good for him.		0.00 % (0)  
Wow, neat.		20.00 % (2)  
And I care why?		20.00 % (2)  
Screw him, I say!	20.00 % (2)  
My schedule's better.	30.00 % (3)  
Total votes: 10

Ianobomb
Is Ian Da Bomb?
 
Yes Ian Da Bomb			50.00 % (8)  
Ian is sorta Da Bomb		6.25 % (1)  
Ian is just kinda bubbly	18.75 % (3)  
Ian no bomb at all		25.00 % (4)  
Total votes: 16

(Written by Ian Malcolm)

Jailbird
Who thinks Ian should go to jail?
 
I DO!				14.29 % (2)  
Yeah, he's dangerous.		28.57 % (4)  
If he deserves it.		0.00 % (0)  
Nah, he's okay.			7.14 % (1)  
No, I like danger.		35.71 % (5)  
Only if I can join him.		14.29 % (2)  
Total votes: 14

Enterprise, Pt. I
Who's watching the "Enterprise" premier tonight?
 
Me! I am! Yo! Me!		42.86 % (3)  
I want to, but can't.		42.86 % (3)  
"Enterprise"? What?		0.00 % (0)  
You gotta be kiddin' me.	0.00 % (0)  
Sod that! No way!		0.00 % (0)  
No, "Dawson's Creek" is on.	14.29 % (1)  
Total votes: 7

Enterprise, Pt. II
Well, "Enterprise" has finally debuted!  What did you think?
 
WOW! Bring on more!		10.00 % (1)  
It was pretty entertaining.	0.00 % (0)  
I liked it okay.		10.00 % (1)  
Sulibans, eh? I dunno.		0.00 % (0)  
I missed it.			60.00 % (6)  
Coulda' been better.		0.00 % (0)  
Totally sucked! Ugh!		0.00 % (0)  
Bite me. Trek sucks.		20.00 % (2)  
Total votes: 10

Trix?
What's up with this Trix stuff?
 
I've been wondering...			22.22 % (2)  
It intrigues me, I guess.		0.00 % (0)  
I already know.				11.11 % (1)  
I don't care.				22.22 % (2)  
I just noticed it.			0.00 % (0)  
Well duh, isn't it obvious?		0.00 % (0)  
Silly rabbit, Trix are for kids.	44.44 % (4)  
Sulibans, eh? I dunno.			0.00 % (0)  
Total votes: 9

King Ian
Who thinks Ian should be the new King of Afghanistan?
 
Yes			54.55 % (6)  
No			9.09 % (1)  
Maybe Prime Minister	36.36 % (4)  
Total votes: 11

(Written by Ian Malcolm)

Bad Ian!
Is Ian plotting to kill me again?
 
Yes!					50.00 % (4)  
No					12.50 % (1)  
Perhaps					0.00 % (0)  
One can never know his motives		37.50 % (3)  
Total votes: 8

(Written by Courtney Saul)

Ian's Skank
Who wants to be Ian's winter skank?
 
Dan		15.38 % (2)  
Jakab		53.85 % (7)  
Jeff		0.00 % (0)  
Josh		0.00 % (0)  
Kyle		15.38 % (2)  
MacAfee		7.69 % (1)  
Phil		7.69 % (1)  
Total votes: 13  

(Written by Ian Malcolm)

A New Poll
Who Cares?
 
I do.		11.11 % (1)  
Not me.		44.44 % (4)  
No comment.	44.44 % (4)  
Total votes: 9  

Halloween
How do you guys like my decorating?
 
I like it!		63.64 % (7)  
It's nice; festive.	27.27 % (3)  
I'm okay with it.	9.09 % (1)  
Could'a been better.	0.00 % (0)  
Stupid costume.		0.00 % (0)  
It's changed?		0.00 % (0)  
Total votes: 11  

Candy!!
Who's goin' Trick-or-Treatin' this Wednesday?
 
Me! Yes! CANDY!				0.00 % (0)  
I am, but I'm not dressing up.		0.00 % (0)  
I might, don't know yet.		25.00 % (2)  
I probably won't get out.		50.00 % (4)  
Uh, no. I'm too mature for that.	12.50 % (1)  
I can't. "Dawson's Creek" is on.	12.50 % (1)  
Total votes: 8  

Ian again
Should Ian get a job that actually works him?
 
Yeah, he posts too much.	33.33 % (5)  
It would make a man of him.	26.67 % (4)  
Nah, he's fine.			13.33 % (2)  
I like his posts.		26.67 % (4)  
Who cares?			0.00 % (0)  
Total votes: 15  

Ian's Hair
Should Ian restyle his hair?
 
No, it's fine now.		16.67 % (4)  
Yeah, a Mr. T 3-part!		33.33 % (8)  
Afro man!			25.00 % (6)  
Bruce Willis bald.		12.50 % (3)  
Hippie mop-top.			8.33 % (2)  
Other.				4.17 % (1)  
Total votes: 24  

taH pagh taHbe'!
nuqDaq yuch Dapol?
 
HIja'!			35.71 % (5)  
ghobe'.			7.14 % (1)  
jISaHbe'...		7.14 % (1)  
Hab SoSlI' Quch.	0.00 % (0)  
Qapla'!			42.86 % (6)  
ghuy'cha!!		7.14 % (1)  
Total votes: 14

Thanksgiving
Anyone thankful for anything?
 
I am of something.		57.14 % (4)  
I'm not. Hmph!			0.00 % (0)  
I'm thankful of Ian.		28.57 % (2)  
I like cabbage.			0.00 % (0)  
Josh fixed the banner.		14.29 % (1)  
Total votes: 7  

Adam
Where did Adam come from?
 
Utah Mormons.			0.00 % (0)  
The Nortons.			8.33 % (1)  
His Mum.			0.00 % (0)  
McDonalds.			25.00 % (3)  
The waters off Greece.		8.33 % (1)  
Don't ask, don't tell.		16.67 % (2)  
All of the above.		41.67 % (5)  
Total votes: 12

Dan Driving.
What say you of this calamity?
 
Good.				26.32 % (5)  
Bad.				5.26 % (1)  
Scary.				31.58 % (6)  
Ouch!				10.53 % (2)  
I'm gonna sell my car.		26.32 % (5)  
Total votes: 19

Weekend
Is Sunday part of the weekend?
 
Yes!			68.42 % (13)  
No!			5.26 % (1)  
Perhaps...		26.32 % (5)  
Total votes: 19

Presents!
Did Santa bring everyone what they wanted?
 
Yes, I'm satisfied.						43.75 % (7)  
Gosh darn it, I didn't get enough socks and underwear!		6.25 % (1)  
Ha! I'm Jewish, I got 8 days of presents!			12.50 % (2)  
I've always wanted a rabid puppy; thanks dad!!			6.25 % (1)  
I saw mommy kissing Santa Clause, and she gave
me 50 bucks not to tell daddy.					31.25 % (5)  
Total votes: 16  

(Written by Jakab Norton)