1. Your name must be Daisy , because I have this incredible urge to plant you right here!

2. Roses are red , violets are blue , I like spaghetti , let's go screw.

3. Just call me milk , I'll do your body good.

4. Your body's name must be Visa , because it's everywhere I want to be .

5. Can I buy you a drink , or do you just want the money ?

6. I may not be Fred Flintstone , but I bet I can Make your Bed Rock.

7. I may not be the best looking guy here , but I'm the only one talking to you.

8. My love for you is like the energizer bunny , it just keeps going and going !

9. That shit looks very becoming on you . Of course if I were on you , I'd be coming too.

10. Yo Baby , you can be my Dairy Queen , I'll be your Burger King , You treat me right , and I'll do it your way right away.

11. I'd like to screw your brains out , but it appears that someone beat me to it .

12. I enjoy doing maintenance ......... You look someone I would like to "tinker" around with.

13. You must be from Pearl Harbor , cause baby , your da BOMB!

14. If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's you would be call McGorgeous.

15. Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.

16. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher. Have you seen one ?

17. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart , so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

18. Wanna Play house? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long .

19. If you're going to regret this in the morning , we can sleep until the afternoon.

20. Oh , I'm sorry , I thought that was a Braille name tag.

21. If you were a car , I'd wax you and ride you all over town .

22. Guy: " Would you like to dance ?"
Girl: " I wouldn't dance with you if you paid me."
Guy: "I'm sorry , you must have misunderstood me , I said you look fat in those pants."

23. Excuse me , do you have your phone number? I seem to have lost mine.

24. I'd look good on you .

25. I'm new in town , could I have directions to your house ?

26. If your left leg was Thanksgiving and your right leg Christmas , could I visit you between the Holidays?

27. You look like a girl who has heard every line in the book , so what's one more going to hurt?

28. Fuck me if I'm wrong , but is you name Yolanda?

29. I love every bone in your body ....... Especially mine .

30. Excuse me do you wanna Fuck , or should I apologize?

31. You might not be the best looking girl in here , but beauty is only a light switch away.

32. Do you wanna dance? No? Well I guess a Fuck is out of the question.

33. Hi , I'm a Necrophiliac . How good are you at playing dead?

34. I lost my bed can I borrow yours?

35. You must be Jamaican , because "Jamaican" me crazy.

36. My recipe for love is one cup of you , one cup of me , knead till hard , and serve hot.

37. Are your legs tired? Because you been running through my head all day long .

38. Hey baby , I'm like American Express , you don't wanna leave home without me .

39. Do you have a quarter ? My mother told me to call home when I met the girls of my dreams .

40. You be the tree and I'll wrap around you like a Koala .

41. The word for tonight is legs , so "Legs" go back to my room and spread the word.

42. Hey baby , What's your sign? Caution , Slippery when wet , dangerous curves ahead , yield?

43. Hi my name is ( fill in blank ) . Remember it , cause you'll be screaming it all night long.

44. Can you help me find my puppy ? I think he went into this cheap Motel room .

45. Was your Dad a framer ? Cause you sure have great melons!

46. You must be Jelly , cause Jam dont shake like that .

47. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.

48. Guy: " Haven't I seen you some place before?"
Girl: " Yes , thats why I don't go there no more."

49. Hi , my name is Skippy , like peanut butter I stick to the roof of your mouth.

50. Hi , my name is Pogo , want to jump on my stick?