| Haven`t I seen you before? | Nice ass. |
| I`m Romantic. | I`m poor. |
| I need you. | My hand is tired. |
| I`m different from all the other guys. | I`m not circumcised. |
| I want a commitment. | I`m sick of masturbating. |
| You`re the only woman I`ve ever cared about. | You are the only woman who hasn`t rejected me. |
| I really want to get to know you better. | So I can tell my friends about it. |
| I don`t know if I like her. | She won`t sleep with me. |
| I miss you so much. | I`m so horny that my dog is starting to look good. |
| Was it good for you? | I`m insecure about my manhood. |
| How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? | Is my dick really that small? |
| I had a wonderful time last night. | Who the hell are you? |
| Do you love me? | I`ve done something stupid and you might find out. |
| Do you really love me? | I`ve done something stupid and you`re going to find out sooner or later. |
| How much do you love me? | I`ve done something really stupid and someone`s on their way to tell you. |
| I`ve been thinking a lot. | You`re not as attractive as when I was drunk. |
| I think we should just be friends. | You`re ugly. |
| I`ve learned a lot from you. | Next!!!! |
