10. I think of you as a sister.
(You're ugly.)

9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
(You need some plastic surgery.)

8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
(You're ugly.)

7. My life is too complicated right now.
(You're ugly.)

6. I've got a girlfriend.
(Your tits are too small.)

5. I don't date women that I go to school with.
(I'm gay.)

4. It's not you, it's me.
(Your ass ain't big enough.)

3. I'm concentrating on my career.
(You're ugly.)

2. I'm celibate.
(You're ugly.)

1. Let's be friends.
(You're sinfully ugly.)