1. You have a really nice pager, one with an alphanumeric display.
2. You drive a Japanese car, probably lowered with custom rims and a spoiler that`s higher than the car with 10 bottles of air freshener inside.
3. You have more than 5 remote controls in your TV room.
4. You love to sing Karaoke.
5. You have more than 20 aunts and uncles.
6. You wear contacts to avoid wearing your "Coke bottle glasses".
7. You`ll drive around for hours looking for the best parking spot.
8. You speak "Chinglish", which is 40% Chinese, 40% English, and 20% grunts
9. You love Sanrio if you`re a girl.
10. You tap on the table when someone pours tea for you.
11. You point to your nose when referring to yourself.
12. You say "AIYA!" , "WAH!" and "OK LA!"quite often.
13. Your parents ask you if you`re home when you get home. ("FAAN NEI LAH?")
14. You use the dishwasher as a dish rack.
15. You have never used your dishwasher to wash dishes. You probably don`t even know how it works..
16. You eat all your meals in the kitchen.