1: Asked about his views on euthanasia, Clinton replied, "Youth in Asia are just like kids everywhere else."

2: When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he replied, "I don't know. I never had one."

3: Clinton's mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and be president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered.

4: The American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as "Walking Eagle" because he is so full of shit that he can't fly.

5: Clinton is doing the work of 3 men: Larry, Curly, and Moe!

6: President Clinton confounded critics when his job approval rating went up to 69%. "It's no secret why most Americans love him. He's the only person on TV who's not talking about Monica Lewinsky."