THE ANTI-CHAIN LETTER

	Here’s a nice little catch-22 for all of you:

You must send this letter to five of your friends(?), 
preferably ones who have dumped chain letters upon you in 
the past.  If you do not do so, you will have bad luck in 
relationships, you will lose a lot of money, all your kids 
will have buck teeth, and so on and so forth, etcetera, 
etcetera... for the next twenty years of your pathetic 
existence.

BUT...  Although the curse may seem to be nullified once 
you’ve sent your five letters, BE WARNED.  IF YOU EVER SEND 
ANOTHER CHAIN LETTER OF ANY SORT AFTERWARD, THIS LETTER’S 
CURSE WILL BE BACK UPON YOU WITH A VENGEANCE.

So send out your five letters, or be cursed.  But don’t send 
any more, or you shall be more severely cursed, for the rest 
of your life, however brief that may be.  May all the 
spirits, demons, and evil forces of the universe conspire 
against you if you ever send a chain letter again!!!!!!!

This curse shall rest upon your soul until you send this 
letter to your five unfortunate friends, so get a move on!  
But remember, those will be the last chain letters you ever 
send, OR ELSE!

Oh, and by the way, if this letter ever comes to you a 
second time...  You’re screwed.



				HA HA HA HA HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!