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Stupid Story I version 2

One day Fred went to the CVS/pharmacy. Well it was not just any dayÖ it was Tuesday! Even though everyday is relative in terms of labels society has incremented our days to further run us like mindless sheep. Fred would not go by these given days, today is today and that is all. As Fred walked into CVS he asked the cashier what the CVS stood for. The cashier said CVS stood for all that was good in the universe, and low prices. Fred said no like what do the letters mean C.V.S., like how CAHS is capital Area humane society. The 75 year old cashier could not tell, so Fred went to the manager, who was 85 years old, but they looked 84. The manager thought he was still working at Revco and he was mad that nobody told him he was working at CVS. So Fred went to the president of CVS who was a foreign man who spoke little English. When Fred asked what CVS meant the president said, Drugworld brought dealers, Revco no one knew, not even me, CVS short simple. Fred said so even you donít know what it means. The president replied I eat doorknobs while on a roof chicken rock monkey. With that Fred said nothing, he just walked out of the room very slowly. Then Fred saw that it was 2:00, but since time is irrelevant therefore Fred did not take his medication. And gravity is stupid, why should Fred follow these "scientific" laws. Laws that just everyone follows. Fred would not be one of those mindless sheep following pointless laws. And with that Fred flew off the planet still pondering what CVS meant.

 

Stupid Story II version 2

Cowhead, Cowhead, rolly polly Cowheads. Fred said Cowhead and Fred was right. Fred was right alright, alrighty Fred said, Fred knew the Cowhead was coming. And when, and it will, the Cowhead comes Fred knew that he would not be killed, for Fred was a loyal Cowheadist. Which reminded him that it was time for his Cowhead meeting, Fred had to make sure he remembered which day it was since Fred chooses not to follow these given days of time. But anytime is cowtime. So Fred went to the meeting, the rest is classified and can not be told, well it could be told, but then the secret meetings of Cowhead would be reveled. So when that was over Fred left, as a rule he left to the right, then he walked in 3 circles and said woole de dod.

 

THE END

 

Stupid Story III version 2

One day Fred went to see Tom, But Tom went insane and strapped a bomb to himself. So Fred yelled look out atom bomb! Then everything blew up, The End

 

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Stupid Story IV version 2

COW upside down is COM; itís a computer conspiracy. Fred knew web addresses should be .Cow but no one would listen. Fred set out to inform the world of this, but just like peaching, Cowhead, and spoofatacheropterscopterchord (spelling may not be accurate), no one would listen. But Fred knew when the time is come and come is the time that the cow shall and will come. Fred then went and said Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow Cow. ( its a lot harder to write all those cows one by one on paper)

 

MOO!

THE END

 

 

The next story(s) are not stupid stories, while they are stupid, and they are stories, they were not origionaly made to be official stupid stories

Cow art doth thee, say upon de cow esta un cow. Hither there say I to Cow. Cow es un bovine bovinity. Cowhead... Cowhead... doth to thee. Cow, the Cow. The cow shall moo as then nothing now moo. The cowhead, the bovine cow. Say, I say thee to moo cow upon a cow. Cow to cow and cow on thee. Thee to cow. Thee to moo. Cow asta la cow cow cow cow repo a cow. Vaca, como tali moo. Cow es un com woc woc woc iCOW!

 

Cows Moo

The cow moos, moo cow, moo! Cows say moo, moo says the cow. Thee cow, thee cow moo, hark a cow moo there. Moo is what the cow moos. Most cows moo, some cows mooo. The moo, the moo is from the cow. Cows moo, moo moo, the cow moos. One moo, two moo, three moo, the cow moos. Cows who speak backwards moo, oom. French cows say moo la la. If a cow moos it is saying moo. Moo the cow moos. Cows don't say moon. Cow +moo=moo. Vaca habla moo. Moo from the cow is moo to thee. Upon the cow is the eternal moo. Moo, moo, the cow moos. the being is the cow, the sound is the moo. Moo to thee, and moo upon thee. Cow say moo, moo is moo. Cows.... MOO!!

 

"Belliun Omnium En Omnes"

"War Of All Against All"

 

SAT

The cow walks, where is it going? There. Where? There. Cow it walks. Why? Why not. What is it doing? It's going to see the great Cowhead. Who is the great Cowhead? Cowhead is great. Why is the cow going to see Cowhead? To gain insight on bovine ways. Huh? Cow. Cow? Cow. Why? Moo. What kind of an answer is that? You must learn before you understand. Learn what? The cow ways. How? See the Cowhead. Cowhead? Moo. Are you? the being, one cow, all cow knowledge empowered upon thee. Are you? How dull are you, yes, fool. Will you teach me the bovine ways? You must first pass the test. What test? The SAT's hahaha, if you do not get a score 20% higher than the national average then you will not gain the empowered wisidom. What is the point of this SAT, as you call it? It has no point, only a waste of money and time. Why should I take it then? So you can gain the knowledge of Cow. when can I take it? Find out at you school district. Will I return? I can't answer that. If I fail? You Die. Oh, if I study will I do better? NO, now go take the SAT, and maybe the cow will pity you.

To be continued.....?

 

Cows eat grass, grass is green, cows are not
3cows + 7 cows = 9 cows

Cows are Black and white, Milk is white, Old milk is green, Grass is green, Cows eat grass, gows are two colors because the geno and phenotypes for color are carried on the X-chromosome, which female cows have two of, each chromosome having dominant genes for color, wheras male cows, (commonly know as bulls), only have one X chromosome, so as a result Bulls generaly do not have two colors.

Cows say moo, wow cow, Moo cow say WakaWakaWaka

 

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One day The green cow went to eat some cheese. Some yellow cheese to be exact. The Cow ran into fred, just as fred walked into cow. The combined impact resulted in the force of them both jogging into eachother. Then fred said hi, and cow said hello. As they walked, the talked, they talked about rocks. Fred said rocks are green, cow said, yep , they sure are. THE END

 

Stupid Stories inc. is a cooperation with Cowhead inc. No Parts may be copied without consent of the author All stories are false, and were originally made on Notebook paper when I was bored in school. All Version I stories were put on the floor with PICK UP written on them. No grammar errors have been corrected to preserve the original content.

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