One day Fred went to the CVS/pharmacy. Well it was not just any day… it was Tuesday! Even though everyday is relative in terms of labels society has incremented our days to further run us like mindless sheep. Fred would not go by these given days, today is today and that is all. As Fred walked into CVS he asked the cashier what the CVS stood for. The cashier said CVS stood for all that was good in the universe, and low prices. Fred said no like what do the letters mean C.V.S., like how CAHS is capital Area humane society. The 75 year old cashier could not tell, so Fred went to the manager, who was 85 years old, but they looked 84. The manager thought he was still working at Revco and he was mad that nobody told him he was working at CVS. So Fred went to the president of CVS who was a foreign man who spoke little English. When Fred asked what CVS meant the president said, Drugworld brought dealers, Revco no one knew, not even me, CVS short simple. Fred said so even you don’t know what it means. The president replied I eat doorknobs while on a roof chicken rock monkey. With that Fred said nothing, he just walked out of the room very slowly. Then Fred saw that it was 2:00, but since time is irrelevant therefore Fred did not take his medication. And gravity is stupid, why should Fred follow these "scientific" laws. Laws that just everyone follows. Fred would not be one of those mindless sheep following pointless laws. And with that Fred flew off the planet still pondering what CVS meant.

Cowhead, Cowhead, rolly polly Cowheads. Fred said Cowhead and Fred was right. Fred was right alright, alrighty Fred said, Fred knew the Cowhead was coming. And when, and it will, the Cowhead comes Fred knew that he would not be killed, for Fred was a loyal Cowheadist. Which reminded him that it was time for his Cowhead meeting, Fred had to make sure he remembered which day it was since Fred chooses not to follow these given days of time. But anytime is cowtime. So Fred went to the meeting, the rest is classified and can not be told, well it could be told, but then the secret meetings of Cowhead would be reveled. So when that was over Fred left, as a rule he left to the right, then he walked in 3 circles and said woole de dod.

THE END

One day Fred went to see Tom, But Tom went insane and strapped a bomb to himself. So Fred yelled look out atom bomb! Then everything blew up, The End

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The next story(s) are not stupid stories, while they are stupid, and they are stories, they were not origionaly made to be official stupid stories

Cow art doth thee, say upon de cow esta un cow. Hither there say I to Cow. Cow es un bovine bovinity. Cowhead... Cowhead... doth to thee. Cow, the Cow. The cow shall moo as then nothing now moo. The cowhead, the bovine cow. Say, I say thee to moo cow upon a cow. Cow to cow and cow on thee. Thee to cow. Thee to moo. Cow asta la cow cow cow cow repo a cow. Vaca, como tali moo. Cow es un com woc woc woc iCOW!