HELLO!!!! Welcome to Western Mirkwood. I am the Ruler of this area.
My name is Count Akira "Scorpion" Altaireotter. Please, let me show you around.
By the way, DO mind the little goblin, Surge and her hole. We had quite a nasty
spat with the last person who did not. Below is a picture of me with my lovely
wife, Countess Muninn Altaireotter. Oh, and don't even THINK of inappropriate
things including me or my wife naked, because if you do, I'd have to personally
introduce you to my blade, Masamune. And we wouldn't want that, now WOULD
WE???
Inside The County Of Western Mirkwood
