The Fellowship of the Fudge Round
All for Fudge Rounds and Fudge Rounds for all!"
Welcome to the Fellowship of the Fudge Round
On the Front
September 26, 2000 - A couple of days ago, I found the coolest thing in Wal-Mart. I saw a package of Big Fudge Rounds. These Fudge Rounds are unlike the Fudge Rounds I am used to seeing. This particular variety are like normal ones, only on steroids.
The Purpose
Our purpose is a simple one. We, as Fellows of the Fudge Round, swear to it's fudgey goodness and to spread it's goodness to all peoples of the world. Whenever a person cries out for a snack, we are there. Whenever a person is in need of fudgey goodness, we are there. The Fellows of the Fudge Round are ready to enjoy and share the Fudge Round.
The Fudge Round
For only $0.89, a package of Fudge Rounds maybe purchased. What is a Fudge Round? A Fudge Round is a fudge cookie sandwich with fudge filling with fudge stripes. Little Debbie makes these delicious little round treats for the world. No rewards have been given to the Fudge Round. The only reward that matters is the smiles people give when they enjoy a Fudge Round.
The Ranks of the Fellowship
- Me
- Christian "C Dogg" Braunlich
- El Guapo
- Taydon "The Midgit" Mandt
- Jeff "Fudge Round r my Life" Cornett
- Luke W Knight a.k.a. Dingo of the Outback
- Kehl "Stick boy" Mandt
- Martin "Uebermensch" Rauscher
- Seth Albright Note: See, Seth here is going to be a movie star one day, so he doesn't need a cheesy nickname.
How do I become a member?
It is easy to become a member of the Fellowship of the Fudge Round. Just fill out the form at Fellowship of the Fudge Round Sign-up.
Why join?
Here are reasons why people have joined.
- Not only do chicks dig the Fudge Round, but it is an honor to be able to consume the fudgey goodness that is the Fudge Round in the presence of such greatness as Brian Lee, Robbie Bauer, or Taydon Mandt. - C Dogg
- I'm a fellow. And chicks dig the fudge round. Therefore, being a fellow, and seeing as other people dig the fudge round, I would like to join. - El Guapo
- Because I want to be like my hero, Brian Lee.
Go Brian!!!!! - Taydon "The Midget" Mandt
- I want to be part of the Fellow of the Fudge Round or FFR as I like to call it, because I feel I can be a useful member and spread the word about the delicious fudgey goodnees of Fudge Rounds all over, and then everyone will know about FFR and they will all want to join and then we will have lots and lots of members and we will have so many that we will be able to take over the world and rule with and a fudgey fist of goodness...creating a monopoly in the fudgey food category and Fudge Rounds will be victorious...Mwuhahaha....
P.S. Do I get free Fudge Rounds...mmmmm...chocolate... - Dingo of the Outback
- there are two reasons to join because of the fudgy goodness or because of the women dig the Fudge round. This question has divided the fudge round community for ages. I hear constantly of the battle between the two sides one yelling tastes great the others yelling ladies dig them. Oh and because my man the Kung Fu fighter eats them. - Kehl "Stick boy" Mandt
- The fudge rounds are freakin' awesome. When offered the opportunity to join this prestigious organization, I could not resist! After all, I got free samples!! That's all folks, and now my BROTHERS!!!! - Martin "Uebermensch" Rauscher
- Brian Lee is one of the sexiest men i have ever met. And if he eats fudge rounds...then i too must eat fudge rounds in order to become sexier than i already am. - Seth Albright
A Special Message
I first got my taste of the delectable confection we call the Fudge Round in 6th grade. It was the lunch hour at Silverbrook Elementary, October 23rd as I recall. The group of boys I was sitting with at the cafeteria were unaware of the females of our species at the time, so our lunch discussion probably concerned something like who would win a fighting contest between Sideshow Bob and Sideshow Mel. Anyways, what was important was that I had finished all of my meal except for some warm fruit cocktail that came as a choice of fruit or vegetable portion of the Fairfax County Public School "healthy" lunch that I had purchased. Just as I was about to reluctantly eat the healthiest part of my meal, I noticed that one of my classmates had 2 fudge rounds from his bag lunch. Had there been a mistake? Had mommy packed double fudge rounds by accident? What ever the case was, this young chap declared that he was only interested in one of the snack cakes and was ready to su!
rrender the extra one to one lucky individual seated at that very table I have been speaking of. Yes, take a deep breath. The events in this story are all true. Everyone else at the table had foolish scarfed down their meals like the homeless do the thanksgiving dinner offered at a shelter. I had the upperhand, yes ladies and gentlemen, I had the fruit cocktail. This was my object of bargaining and fortunately the owner of the extra fudge round had a soft spot for fruit cock tail. Now this is especially difficult to comprehend, but it seemed that he actually would rather have my fruit cocktail (warm at that, as you may recall) than the sweetest of sweets: the fudge round. Of course, at the time, I did not understand the unequalness of the trade because I had never tasted a fudge round before. But anyone who has ever tasted a fudge round knows that this deal was about as logical as the U.S. purchase of Alaska. Anyways, the deal went down and the circular chocolate cak!
e filled with that fudgy gooey cream and topped with those beautiful squiggly lines became mine. One taste and I was in a state of euphoria. The single greatest moment of my life so far hands down.
-Jeff Cornett
Heroes of the Fellowship of the Fudge Round
Here are role models that every fellow should try to emulate. Because emulation is good. Like Fudge Rounds!
- Homer Simpson
- Ralph Wiggam
- Jaime Eckman
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