Pez1926: yeah, yeah i do- but don't tell dan
UncleNutzi: Pez1926: oh, I'm all for sharing I was just pointing that out to u
RME1984: now dont go talking bout that again
CHARN1407: when have i?
RME1984: just now
CHARN1407: i know that and you know that... does she know that?
Tigerbnd: i am to lazy to walk up stairs to use the bathroom so i just peed in a pop can
Tigerbnd: i am willing to sell my self as a male prostitute to help raise money
UncleNutzi: He can never partake in a woman's voluptuous bosom.
AML 1600: i don't have any pants on
UncleNutzi: Thanks Nathan. :::kiss:::
UncleNutzi: i am your pimp.
CHARN1407: is heck hot?
UncleNutzi: Hell if i know...
UncleNutzi: to fondle amorously???
CHARN1407: well i hardly have someone to hate...
UncleNutzi: Round, but slightly eggy.
UncleNutzi: Kinda cute.
Venom564: do you like Superman?
Venom564: i do cause he can fly
Venom564: sometime i pretend i can fly
CHARN1407: "Not much activity here since New Year.. everybody catched up sleep & soberness ?"
UncleNutzi: Somewhat hard, but just lessened.
UncleNutzi: Yeah...Rick's butt...tee-hee...tee-hee...
CHARN1407: life is what you make it minus what people do to you
UncleNutzi: A bit.
UncleNutzi: A tit.
CHARN1407: yes! i got her to succumb to peer pressure!
MissKlee2: a ferret inside the car
CHARN1407: can i color in yours?
UncleNutzi: It all points 2 polygamy.
CHARN1407: it scared me
CHARN1407: i almost wet my pants
CHARN1407: then i woke up and went to the bathroom
UncleNutzi: U have grody toenails.
BluDolfyn: i have a guy friend who's not a guy
UncleNutzi: Let's hold hands and think pure thoughts!
UncleNutzi: And she has big...feet.
UncleNutzi: Don't get mushy, get squishy!
CHARN1407: all i did was purr at her...
SPieBear: please don't purr again, i wouldn't know what to do with myself
CHARN1407: could i make a suggestion?
CHARN1407: "Judas hanged himself"
CHARN1407: "go and do likewise"
UncleNutzi: How's that 4 Catholic guilt?
SPieBear: i'm 18 turning on 12
OrkidChild: (i'm not your bra!!!!!)
CHARN1407: 'cause i said no and u said oh so i said oh no
CHARN1407: so i asked who would look better with boobs
CHARN1407: he thought he would... i disagree
OrkidChild: so do i
BlackNbr1: cibomatto hahaha
UncleNutzi: Nathan, U will help me inflict some sort of discomfort upon a certain male person at school.
UncleNutzi: My cult (when i get it started) could help, 2.
BlackNbr1: later tator tot
UncleNutzi: i wanted 2 B Mr.Potatohead...
UncleNutzi: i cannot tolerate that whatsoever...
UncleNutzi: Very much beyond good.
CHARN1407: him sitting on the "throne?"
UncleNutzi: Very. And it was very good 2 go 2 RR last night, kill people, and get her off of my mind 4 a while.
UncleNutzi: She claims i will go 2 jail 4 it.
CHARN1407: watch out, it's the thought police
UncleNutzi: i hate my mom...
UncleNutzi: R U truly sorry? R U repenting 4 your deed and promising that it will never happen again? Do U regret what U did?
UncleNutzi: Can U feel that Catholic Guilt?
UncleNutzi: We shall read from the Torrah and offer our praises 2 Allah.
UncleNutzi: Arthur...my body is a weapon... Use it!"
UncleNutzi: "1 o' these days! Milkshake! Boom!!!"
RME1984: oh well... i guess i cant argue with u
UncleNutzi: Cuz i'm right.
RME1984: no because u will go on and on
RME1984: and never stop till your right
UncleNutzi: Because i am right.
RME1984: well. grr im not going to argue
UncleNutzi: :o) i win.
UncleNutzi: My goal is 2 completely b.s. my way through this essay so that i can go 2 bed and wake up by 5am tomorrow morning.
UncleNutzi: i laugh at U!
UncleNutzi: Every1 keeps farting!!!
UncleNutzi: Thanks Nathan, i feel so gay.
AMBurkhart: No Lonnie....P W S!
UncleNutzi: Play With Shit
AMBurkhart: Our Band Camp Porno......
AML 1600: mines not squeaky clean
CHARN1407: squeaky maybe...
CHARN1407: horny
SWP0218: i said honory
CHARN1407: i know
CHARN1407: i translated
SWP0218: oh i see, it's your special translation
UncleNutzi: Mook-mook lakka-lakka!
CHARN1407: your complaint has been registered, please wait 6-8 years for apprisal...
UncleNutzi: The white zone is 4 loading and unloading only. If U can load, or unload, please go 2 the white zone.
UncleNutzi: i don't expect people 2 like me of even notice me...
(Just a comment out of nowhere...)
Pez1926: what?
UncleNutzi: Okay... i think i would make a good God...
Pez1926: i think it would be too stressful, personally
UncleNutzi: i love U all...in 1 way or another. (But not in a bf/gf or husband/wife way or whatever, cuz i love Jenny like that and it would B very naughty of me 2 cheat on her and i would have 2 kill myself if i did, cuz i said so.)
UncleNutzi: i think i have 1 in my pants.
SqirlGrl: why?
UncleNutzi: Well, something appears 2 B snuggling up against my genitals.
SqirlGrl: thats nice
UncleNutzi: i'm gonna go now...something itches...
CHARN1407: things going well is not a stable state, is it?
UncleNutzi: Cupid must and shall die.
CHARN1407: he can't be an angel.... i'm pretty sure angels don't fly around naked and use primitive weapons with magical powers to manipulate people's emotions...
UncleNutzi: And i want her.
UncleNutzi: i want her bad.
CHARN1407: thanks for confessing... i own you now
UncleNutzi: Okay...i get excited about her...sorry...
RME1984: ya i could go around on crutches and let other people carry my books and leave class early hey thats a really good idea
CHARN1407: yeah go for it
UncleNutzi: [*****]'s being a U-know-what.
CHARN1407: birch?
UncleNutzi: If she pisses me off 2-nite, i'm getting even.
UncleNutzi: The words "even" and "laid" R interchangable.
Boo7146: hey Lonnie don't have a lot of time just wnated to say HI and that Senor Fucked your family over in Spanish today
CHARN1407: some people that are just too good for us and don't have AOL won't be able to see the pretty flower.... ;-)
Tigerbnd: thats a kick in the balls
Tigerbnd: i like soft pretty things
UncleNutzi: We were not making out...
UncleNutzi: We were oraly molesting each other's face.
UncleNutzi: Oh, so U've been stalking me and U want me? :o) j/k
J19 SOCCER: no joke...that is exactly right
"Hey, that was beer ice" - Stu
"4 guys and a Lumina vs. 2 guys and a Tracker..." - LV
"Die." - LV
"Sequins are no fun." - NW
"Guys. Ladies. Lonnie." - Mrs. M.
"It's not a hump. It's a valley." - KG
"Are [his pants] restricting his pendular motion??!!" - LV
"You're a little sharp, pull out." - LV
"My Dixie wrecked." - DC (say it out loud...)
"If nothing exists, then we know everything." - Dan M
"There is no I in TEAM, but there is a U in QUEER." Joe M
"It's immoral, but I like it." - Dan M.
Aside - "The story of his life..." - NW
UncleNutzi: Bye-byes Captain Pudding.
One of my online friends made a parody of my quotes list so here ya go:
Eko Logikal Have you ever heard of Kargyraa?
CHARN1407 Yeah, that's a kind of operating system, isn't it
Alter Eko No its a Greek sandwich, dummy
Unclfuzz ur not even warm
CHARN1407 well? is it better cold? PLMK
Yahweh Just arrived. Whatsa goin on?
Unclfuzz We were just about to leave o great one
Eko Logikal Hey, what about my question?
CHARN1407 butt out old man, your QBasic is ridiculous and so are you
Yahweh I heard that! Respect your elders. I am eldest of all
Unclfuzz As I was just saying before....
Alter Eko no it's not a Greek sandwich, it's some kind of throat singing they do in Tuva, RVRL that is. i just listened to some and it is bokuull.
CHARN1407 I'm sorry for all those narstie things I said. Al is out of place here so is Yahweh. So lets the rest of us head up to Ann Arbor.
More to come as more great quotes are uttered the world over!
